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[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

[ooc: because ed refuses to know how to work his device, this is meant to be a video post, italics are what speech to text overheard while he's talking to himself]



Someone's been on my ship. There'd better not being anything fucking missing or I'll cut off their toes.

Spotted a ghost ship off New Asgard, drifting west. Ship-rigged sloop, looks like one gun deck. Can't spot a name on her, but she's flying a black flag with a horned skeleton stabbing a heart.

Someone who knows how to not catch a plague should probably look into it.

Thank you to whoever decided pink was to be my hair colour today. I think it looks great. :)

[ FILTERED TO DEFENSE TEAM B ]
Hello! We've been working together for quite some time already, but I found it's time to reintroduce myself as the new team coordinator. I'm not very good at speeches, as I tend to ramble and use speeches as a distraction tactic than anything else, but I would like to shoot for a team breakfast before our patrol on Monday to find out what you want to see from me going forward.

So, breakfast on me at Nooks & Crannies at 7:30, Monday morning. Come hungry!

[ FILTERED TO WANDA MAXIMOFF ]
I need blended mimosas and your company as soon as I can have it. I have questions of the guardian sort and my experience is limited. My luck had it that Torunn came to me as an adult and requires nothing but my affection and company these days, but my new ward is much younger and requires more oversight. I can't just throw an axe at her head and challenge her to a duel to bond, as I can with Torunn.

Also, she has magic. I admit while my mother was an important influence in my life, I never learned from her, her greatest arts. I, sadly, don't think I will have the opportunity ever again. You, however, are here and have that unique experience of being a mother to a magical child.

Hey, you want to know what sucks? Pregnancy growing pains. You know what I didn't have to deal with the first time? This bullshit, because I slept right through it. My hips fucking hurt, you guys. 😭 AMA

DOC HOLLIDAY, I'M CALLIN' YOU OUT.

I'm not sure where I lost you but I'm challenging you to throwdown at the Frontier Shootin' Arcade.

[GROUP TEXTS TO THE HOMESTEAD + RAYLAN, PRUE, AND SYDNEY]

» I don't want to waste the fact that Disney is here.
» And since I'm pretty sure all of our parents sucked, I think we should go.
» The girls will like it, at least.

We have approximately 18 people missing, as far as we're able to account for. I'll post the list below so we can continue to double-check and fill in blanks as needed.

We're unsure of exactly where they're at, but the tech group has put together a [VIDEO FEED] that you can follow along with by keeping track. Everyone is wearing masks, and there are far more than our 18 in this feed, so we can't be sure who is who just yet. If you have trouble viewing the feed, Mei and Morgan can troubleshoot.

( Usernames + Missing List )

If there's anyone not on these lists but are missing, please let us know at the DOA immediately.

ETA: We received word that Colt didn't show up for work - does anyone know him well?

[OOC: Please assume there's just a link to the corresponding video feeds linked above!]

[Filtered to DOA]
Who around here handles Weird Shit Going Down? We've picked up a magitechnical stream over here at MageNet that seems to indicate at least a few people have been snatched up to somewhere. Mei and I are getting it set up for monitoring now, so if any of you want to get on down here (Conference Room 1012), we could use some Powers That Be types.

Showed up in Atlantis at 17.

Got a memory dump that put me over 18 a few months later.

Showed up here a few months after that but right before my birthday, two years ago now.

Last year nothing eventful happened, had a regular birthday.

Got booted back home a few months ago, came back with 6 months back home but only 3 months passed here, the week before my birthday.

How old am I? This is like the weirdest fucked up riddle.

Tags: !: network post, angel sanctuary: katou yue, the raven cycle: adam parrish, the raven cycle: matthew lynch, the raven cycle: ronan lynch, villians: sydney clarke, ₴ inactive: brigitte lindholm, ₴ inactive: james rogers, ₴ inactive: klaus hargreeves, ₴ inactive: raylan givens, ₴ inactive: sabrina spellman, ₴ inactive: sara lance, ₴ inactive: wynonna earp

FILTERED TO RAYLAN GIVENS + DOC, WYNONNA, WAVERLY, NICOLE & SYDNEY

Hey, you. Please check in when you can. I know there's a lot happening on your end, but we'd all like to know you're alive AND safe.

I didn't even get to go to another world, I want a refund. Just home and then back here? It couldn't have been some cool space world? Infinite Disney World Land? At least if magic is going to yank my chain around it could add in some nice travel benefits and pretty backdrops.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO WYNONNA EARP]

>> NOW THAT THAT'S OVER!
>> I think we need to talk about setting up proper wards,
>> We can't keep letting the Homestead get slammed, Nonna.
>> The place is only gonna hold up through so much of this insanity.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO NICOLE HAUGHT] (sent later)

>> Hey baby!
>> So Wynonna and I were talking about putting up wards on the Homestead.
>> And we were thinking maybe I could try it.
>> Like maybe I could bless the land??

You want to know what's really dumb? The fact that all of the pregnancy memes out there on the internet are super not funny and real basic suburban mom shit.

Oh and hey, Sara? This means I'm probably going to need some time off from patrolling in seven months or so.

[RAYLAN GIVENS]

Please don't give me any shit about continuing patrolling while knocked up. I was kicking demon's in the face right up until I gave birth the first time. I can and will do it again if I have to. 😘

( . . . )

When your dad kills Santa and becomes the new Santa.

But Santa is based off his dad.

Life is weird. Merry patricide.

Drink.

Is it terrible that I'm already hooked on Serendipity Hills?

Filtered to Friends/Defense Team/Colleagues

First, let me say I'm not making this post looking for any sympathy, comfort, or reaction. I'm also not making this post because I owe anyone any explanation. I'm making it because not talking about it is making it harder for me to deal with it. Someone is also going to notice something eventually, given how often we're facing some sort of attack.

A little while back I ended up with one of those 'updates' from home, the one that comes with physical updates along with new memories. To keep a story short, I died again, I was cloned, and my DNA was spliced with alien DNA in the process. So I'm now a half-alien hybrid clone with regeneration abilities.

I realize how ridiculous that sounds.

So if you ever see me get shot and then get up and keep going, pay no attention.

Happy Monday.