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I have had this raven following me around for almost two weeks now and she is still nameless. This is not for lack of trying? Nothing seems to click and I'm starting to think it is a good thing we already know what our daughter's name will be thanks to Vallo, if I'm struggling this hard. So, in what may or may not be a great idea, I'm coming to you all for suggestions.

These are the ideas I have had and decided against so far:

Nova
Penelope
Dandelion
Peanut Butter (PB)
Sundae
Peaches

(Vix/Vux/Vyx is tentatively still on the table for now. I was not given adequate feedback when I asked someone at a very reasonable time of the night.)

Ideas? Even if I don't pick your idea, you will have my appreciation which might mean something, I don't know.

There's a new resident who's been assigned to be my shadow this week. They're vegan. Today as day four of being told about the benefits of going vegan. A vegan werewolf? Someone remind me that I took an oath before it's too late.

I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

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The whole 'serving coffee to supernatural creatures' novelty wore off really quickly once I got my third uber-specific order of the day.

Hi. MJ. I've been here a few weeks now, but this is all weird and I don't know what's going on a good ninety percent of the time and it felt doubly weird introducing myself when everything seemed messed up.

Just got called a "buzzkill" by whoever's in my girlfriend's body in a tone that was clearly meant to devastate me.



Plus side, she hasn't actually killed/maimed/eaten anyone, so don't let her tell you otherwise. To the girl she was stalking out - sorry, and trust me, this isn't her. She'd be mortified by all of this if she was herself.

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I'll be at the Mansion listening to her whine about how awful I am until this fuck-up gets fixed. Send snacks.

Well if it helps… I’m still me. Cobb is unfortunately not and woke up at my place extremely confused though very polite, …but I’m me and I’ll be down in the clinic if anyone needs some medical assistance and anti-anxiety meds ordered.

[FILTERED TO AVENGERS + DEFENSE DEPARTMENT + EMME'S PEOPLE]

This new shitshow hit Emme. I knew she wasn't herself and when I called her on it, she flipped and attacked me. Cosmic energy fucked her up and she vomited up some sort of black sludge that's seriously concerning, then split. Might be possessed or something - I have no clue. But I don't break easily and she got through skin which isn't healing.

Keep an eye out. She's dangerous and I wouldn't be surprised if she hurt someone else. We need to keep her contained until this gets fixed.

If you find her, let me know immediately.

Okay.

So like we were totes just practicing my illusion class homework and supposed to make ourselves look like someone else, but not be someone else. But I think Mr. Thor and I screwed up because him and Mr. Jake and apparently a lot of other people still look like they should but are not like they should be.

Help?!?!?!

Okay, what the hell is going on now? Raylan woke up claiming his name is "Joel", and I'm almost positive he's having a mental breakdown.

I have an issue of a- somewhat disturbing nature. It's also something that I would prefer to be dealt with as soon as possible considering I'm starv and I've ran any ideas I possibly had into the ground.

It's not particularly pleasant but I don't think it's overly gruesome, either. No worries if you can't help.

( For Interested Parties )

Hello again! I had an offer and a question to put out to all of you lovely masses. Firstly, I am quite proficient at restoring old, dead things, if I do so say so myself. Give something new life, making it feel loved and cherished again. I've renovated quite a few houses and things back in our world, before I was run out of them! I don't mean to boast but I do have an eye for interior decorating, so should you have need, my services are for hire. I'm offering discounts to new clients who are willing to put a little trust in my hands so I could build a little portfolio.

Which brings me to a similar topic! I'd found a lovely fixer-upper in the forest, and Dorian was kind enough to inquire within the government for me and they said no one native held claim to it, but they couldn't say for the Outlanders as we're known for strange and unusual things showing up unexpectedly.




If you are the owner of this lovely establishment and have no need of it, perhaps we could make a deal?

[BELLS HELLS]

Now that we're all getting settled and making new friends, does anyone have any plans to spend time with the de R esteemed members of Vox Machina? Just curious!

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PRIVATE TO THE 'REMEMBER ADDIE' CREW (not policing this, so whoever volunteered to help and whoever wants to see the filter can see the filter):

Alright, so for those who don't know - Wanda and I crafted a spell meant to preserve Addie's memories but lock onto the contract she's bound to, controlling the flow of time around her so that it goes back enough to reach a point where the contract does not exist and thus she'd be free from its confines. It worked for a little while but then began to rewrite itself - so, we need some adjusting to the spell to be done. I'm holding a Meeting of the Minds at the Sanctum on Monday and I'm thinking that if enough people contribute their own magic to bolster the spell (it's currently being stored in the Macchina di Kadavus, but I can take it out so we can work on it), it will permanently lock on.

Please feel free to come by around 7 if you'd like to help. I'll have food - probably will just order a bunch of takeout from Sofia's, because I can actually eat it. And the garlic knots are sexy.

PRIVATE TO CAROL DANVERS:

I just saw Goose this morning, she seemed like she was pouting when she showed up looking for handouts. Everything okay over there?

[Stephen Strange, Wanda Maximoff]

I've typed this out a few times already and it never sounds right so I'll just come out and say it: the Time Magic didn't hold. Or it's coming undone.

I'm not sure because I can't see it and I don't feel any different, but people are forgetting me again. Not everyone, but a growing number. And my words are disappearing. This post will probably disappear, too.

Sabrina said the contract is being rewritten on my soul again, which I guess checks out. It isn't mine, after all.

I know this isn't the outcome anyone wanted and I hate being the bearer of bad news. I remain grateful to you for the attempt.

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Approximately ten minutes ago, I walked into Al's, ordered a drink, walked out, and was yelled at for leaving without paying when I walked back in. One of the patrons helpfully inquired if I'm coming or going. And if I've got brain damage.

Thank you, Stephen and Wanda. I owe you my life. And I wasn't kidding about the terrible French pastries. As soon as I get my hands on some flour and butter, you'll be chewing through so much flaky (possibly oily, likely over-or-undercooked) dough.

Oh, I guess this means I can finally get a job… Does anyone need an employee who has never worked a day in her life but spent about three hundred years yearning for it?

I'm Ade A Adel Addie, by the way. I've been here a while, but most of you probably don't remember me. Well. I think that's fixed now.

- Adeline LaRue

Chasing after the Cloak, who is chasing after a bunch of snowballs with faces is pretty normal for Vallo, I think. But Vishanti's sake.

Also sudden dumps of new mental letters from home are annoying - who else has experienced those? Has it changed you here? I mean physically. Besides the 'well, thanks for the new trauma' change.

Additionally, I'm looking for someone to spar with. I do my katas every morning but practicing with a quarterstaff has fallen by the wayside. If anyone's interested, let me know. I can bring us to the Mirror Dimension or wherever else.

filtered to friends and family:

Wanda and I set a date for the wedding. It will happen on June 4th, atop our favorite mountain that we sort of broke again after we fucked on-- and we'll have a portal or two open to help people get there, but we don't anticipate the entirety of Vallo. We just would like our friends and family to join us for the ceremony and also for a reception back at the Sanctum afterward.

filtered to kate danvers, specifically:

Soooooo.