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I'm trying to win an argument with someone and...weirdest porn category you've found? Go.

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Summer Solstice is on the 21. Solstice beach party on the 20 to ring in the warmer season, since city celebrations will be in full swing on the actual day.

Swimming, surfing, cliff jumping, music, drinks, food, and a bonfire once the sun starts to set. Open to locals if you know them.

MAGIC USERS & SHANG-CHI

If you didn't notice this post, there's a dragon typically draws magic from his home world here, and she doesn't have a strong enough connection to sustain herself.

I've been speaking with with Prigany, Enki, and The Clave, and after consulting with some of their members I think I have a spell that will allow her to connect to Vallo itself, but I can't complete it alone. Rhysh is in, but I need three more people to get this done. Any volunteers?

On the same note, if anyone is willing to channel some magic into the dragon, maybe a schedule, that might help her general state of health until we can get this done. I think I was able to help her a little the other night, but it will only last for so long.

So, Wanda and I are getting married this weekend. She's been working on catering the whole thing (including baking the cake) because my diet is very weird these days. But I wanted to give a snippet into what it looks like, catering your own wedding reception:

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The last one was right when something literally crawled away from her and the second to last is my new phone background, mostly because it was accompanied by "get the fuck away from me, Stephen."

(Yes, I'm helping and not just being a snarky asshole taking pictures.)

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We'll see you Saturday on the mountain around sunset, just meet at the base and transportation up will be provided unless you want to climb a mountain for some reason. Plus ones all invited, you can bring multiple plus ones if you want. I'll be working some magical physics to allow for enough space and then just walk through the portal(s) back to the Sanctum for a party once we nervously say vows and probably cry. Cloak will conveniently be a hankie for me, and I'm grateful for that.

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE & WANDA MAXIMOFF]

How do we feel about an impromptu wine night? I could use one.

[FILTERED TO RAYLAN GIVENS]

Hi honey. Do you mind hanging out with Paige tonight? I'm going to stop by the Sanctum for a while and have drinks with Stephen and Wanda. I'm sure it's a terrible first move as her big sister to abandon her right after she's arrived, but I need some space to process.

Hello out there. New arrival here. You can call me Paige.

Not that any of you care, but the irony of this arrival really needs to be shared. I (literally) blew up my entire life and faked my own death to escape magic, and somehow get pulled into Magic City here.

Though they tell me demons attack here with far less frequency than I'm used to, so I guess I've got that going for me.

Where's a good place to grab a coffee?

[ FILTERED TO PRUE HALLIWELL ]

Hi there,

This is potentially super awkward, and I'm sorry for the random message. However, when I was working with the DOA to figure out if anyone I knew was here, I stumbled over your name. Before I go sharing way too much info with you, I just wanted to make sure you are who I think you are.

Were your parents Patty Halliwell and Victor Bennett? Raised by Gr Penny Halliwell?

Do you see this adorableness? Kate Bishop's new power.

My new power? I know what animal you're thinking of.

Together? We profit. We'll be at the local park selling a bunch of things Kate makes with our shared useless skills. If you have children, you should totally bring them by. If you have the ability to magic together a little booth for us--Strange--then you should totally come down and help us too.

Dearest Vallo,

Please get rid of this, I’m tired of sensing when y’all need to take a piss or a dump. It was helpful when I was at home with Lola, not in public.

Did you know that, in the Omegaverse, only an Alpha can mark an Omega as their mate? The Alpha bites on the scent gland, and that's when the Omega marks them back.

I learned this after the fifth or so fanfiction - we currently have "Meet Me At The Full Moon" on our fridge, and I'll be doing a live reading of "Marked" once Wanda finishes, if anyone wants to drop by. She's just cranking them out and I couldn't be more proud of her a/b/o filth.










No beta, we die like we're on the Murder Mansion stairs.

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In case anyone missed it: Stephen and I switched back as of Friday. And I solemnly swear my wannabe-sorcerer days are over. #neveragain

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE]

Thanks for portaling the cats back Friday night. Goose filed an abandonment complaint when she got home. Loudly.

Have you been to get those drinks yet? Let me take you for one tonight either way.

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rar( rawr )

Wait, did I hear right? That not only can people show up but also pets can show up?

Is there any rhyme or reason to that?

I'm missing my actual best friend, Backup.

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Private to Dr. Strange

You seem to know a lot about this place. And you can jump to different places. Does that mean you can leave entirely and choose not to? Or that you can just move around this world?

Private to Kate Bishop

I know this is weird because we basically just met, but any way we could hang out and I can cuddle your dog too?

[after this]


You know what? I'm completely done.










Rosalind, we can still have lunch tomorrow though. I'm just going to order something chocolate to dip fries into so I can eat my feelings.

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After a mimosa brunch is the best time to do a tiktok dance, yes? Yes. We love you, Lizzo.

[ a video of Roz and Lance dancing to About Damn Time ]

( Phoebe was entirely unimpressed by todays schedule )

Back in my world (and a whole lot of other people’s I’m sure), Monday, May 30th will mark Memorial Day. It’s an American federal holiday honoring those we’ve lost who have fought in the military, namely the United States armed forces. This is usually the time I’d go to DC to visit the grave of my best friend Riley who was killed in combat. I got my own complicated history with the US and its military and their many actions but Riley was a man utterly devoted to defending his country and I commend him for it.

While we can’t exactly visit memorials and cemeteries of those lives, I still take this day to remember and reminisce, which I can now do at the Wilson house that has pretty much already celebrated its one-year anniversary of popping up in this world.

I’m not one to do much for this day though my sister and nephews usually had a small get-together and a BBQ at our place, something quiet and laid back, nothing like that huge extravaganza I did last year for July fourth. If anyone wants to pop by, my doors will be open, so will the BBQ grill. And Lola will probably be around asking people to play fetch.

Filter: Avengers + Affiliates

Look, a certain birdie reminded me I’m now the only Captain America in this place, but I’m not going to pretend I’m good at making grand speeches like Steve was, so no judgement.

I’ll have extra food for y’all if you want to come through. Don’t feel like you have to if you got something to do though. This is going to be super chill.

HI I'M NEW AND I CANT GET CAPS TO TURN OFF? IS THIS USUAL HERE OR? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'M SHOUTING AND I HONESTLY ONLY SHOUT AT LIKE 3 PEOPLE AND YOU'RE NOT MADISON, LOGAN OR VINNY VAN LOWE. PROBABLY.

THE NAMES VERONICA MARS, SORRY TO SHOUT.

ALSO HAS ANYONE HERE SEEN ANYONE NAMED MAC OR WALLACE OR LOGAN? I THINK I SAW A CENTAUR WALKING DOWN THE STREET JUST NOW. WHICH...I GUESS IS NORMAL HERE? I NEED TO READ THIS PAMPHLET BETTER PROBABLY.

I'M DEFINITELY NOT IN NEPTUNE ANYMORE.