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Okay, first of all, super grateful to those who came out to do some speed dating and to those who helped with the event - those who did help, you are shining stars and I appreciate you. I'm pleased to have brought people together for hookups and/or blossoming new friendships and if you didn't have at least one decent conversation, well, maybe your personality is just terrible but that's okay! It takes all types to make a world, especially a Vallo world!

Speaking of that Vallo world, I'm having a little problem in my apartment right now? And I snapped a photo with my phone because while everyone else gets Pokemon, I got this which is literally a floor-to-ceiling portrait of the fam, and yes, I realize we all look miserable but that's because we were. Whatever.

The problem is that this monstrosity barely fits in my space and if I leave it there it might just go through the ceiling. Is there like, someone who can do a little shrinky-dink with magic or shrinky-dink technology because I don't hate the creepy dead eyes of my family following my every move, I just would rather it be in wallet-sized.

ALSO - fall scents including pumpkin, cinnamon apple, black pomegranate, and berry + fig are now available at Rose Apothecary, in a variety of products! Pamper yourself for autumn and then grab a PSL from Starbucks, because sometimes it's fun to be basic and we should just let people enjoy things~ And if anyone can help with the aforementioned Rose portrait monstrosity, I will give you free hand cream, TIA.

[GROUPTEXT TO THE HAUS]

» let me preface this by saying I am 110% sober
» like not even a carryover buzz or a good morning brownie

» faber is here

TEXTS TO SHITTY KNIGHT

✉ Morning sleepyhead.
✉ I need advice.
✉ And I got you college info.

Brah, there's not enough rank tub juice in the world to make me think I could have a sweet fucking dream like this, especially with the video that had the completely necessary explosion. So this like instagram or twitter, a little social network where we check in and share our lives? Because I can do that. Just tell me there's hockey and beer and the best goddamn friends a guy could have and we're fucking good.

I guess this means I'm taking a break from my MPRE prep.

tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:

Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.

((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))