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Y'all! I know this is the day of love, but it doesn't have to be romantic love! It can be any kind, and if you're eager for something sweet, I have an assortment of mini-pies ready to go for either sharing with yourself or with a loved one. ♥ Pick them up at Rose Apothecary!

FILTERED TO THE HAUS.

We all have plans today, but y'all better make sure you're home to wish a happy birthday to Nursey! There is a delectable caramel carrot cake with thick layers of cream cheese frosting waiting, and you only get a piece if you're here to sing! :)

[TEXTS TO SHITTY]

» Hey I need a favor.
» You've been reading up on Vallo property laws, yeah?

Y'all. It has been a time this January, honestly! And for all of you that came out to the hockey game on Sunday, your support is always appreciated. Win, lose, or tie! We're working out another time for a re-match against the Eagles, but until then y'all can swing by Faber to watch or join hockey at any time! We'd love to have you! ♥

While I have y'all here, it's February, and I just know you're looking for your holiday pies for your loved ones or to share with yourself because you deserve it! All our pies at the apothecary this month can be ordered early and sent ahead as a care package or as a secret admirer! And the strawberry cream has been heavily vetted by Shitty because I wouldn't serve y'all subpar strawberries!

If you're new to Vallo, especially y'all from the snowglobe, and you haven't gotten your welcome pie yet, you know what you have to do :)

FEBRUARY MENU FOR ROSE APOTHECARY

I am happy to see we are having dance party at Geliara for Valentine! Will be fun, seeing everyone have good time, celebrate love. And I love dancing!

[Filtered to the Haus]
I am looking at things happening soon in Vallo, and I see there will be pet adoptions on Valentine Day. Also party with dogs and cats.

If I find good dog or cat, could I maybe keep at Haus? I will take good care of pet and share cuddles with all.
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[DOA Leadership]

As of early May, I'll have my Juris Doctor Law Degree. I was already prepping for the MPRE before I showed up in this place, and I've kept on top of that along with furthering my degree and dealing with the strange inconsistencies of this place that we call Vallo. I have a few questions that I'm struggling to get answered:

1. Since there's no Multistate here for the Multistate exam, is there an equivalent or do we just bypass the Responsibility Exam? Since it's difficult to transfer credits to or from home (or provide much in the way of legal precedence), is it more of an honor system?

2. With the MPRE out of the way or completed, that leaves the Bar Exam. I assume Vallo has some kind of exam you need to pass in order to practice law within the city limits or even within the geographical confines of the island - or possibly under, if Atlantis wants to share any sort of jurisdiction.

3. Once I've completed those two things, there then comes the matter of employment - does the DOA have a need a lawyers, specifically those with a strong grasp of property law? Or should I request a loan to go into private practice? Firms needing junior partners? Are there actually any Outsider lawyers here?

Thanks for your time and I look forward to any responses.

Sincerely,
Byron S. Knight

HAUS

OK I wrote my motherfuckin letter to the DOA about finishing my degree. Professional and everything, be proud. Now I need a fuckin beer and some karaoke. Who's in?

[Filtered to the Haus and associates]

Hey, Dex is hurt pretty bad. Not dying, but broken ribs, and one rib punctured lung. Doctor is saying he will be okay, magic and medicine both help, but I am staying by him. No chirps until he can breathe right again.

Brooooooooos! Winter is sometimes gross, giant bugs are definitely gross, but you know what isn't gross?

Art. Art is boss ass.

Sometimes I don't feel like sharing what I'm creating with people until it's done, sometimes I scrap a project halfway through, sometimes I never share what I've made, but sometimes? Sometimes I just want to sit around with chill people and sculpt the shit out of something amazing.

Or substitute your medium of choice, it's cool.

Soooooooooooo anyone interested in getting together and arting it up? Judgement free zone (unless you invite critiques, in which case, we'll put down guidelines because having the courage to have what you're creating examined by someone in public is amazing, but some people aren't ready and that's cool too). BYOS (bring your own supplies) and projects. I have no idea how many people, if any, are interested so I'm offering the Haus as a space for now and if we get bigger, then we can find somewhere else.

Sorry Samwell bros, ILY, thanks in advance.

So like, next week Sunday maybe? Short notice, I know, but I came across some LEGIT fabric that I'm dying to work with.

Just wanted to thank everyone who came out to the Haus for New Year's Eve! ♥ It was an absolute joy to bring in the new year at Vallo with y'all! I hope those of you who had the tub juice have somewhat recovered, and there is a lot of unclaimed clothing, jewelry, and wallets at our place still! If you lost something, feel free to come by when you can to pick it up! I'll give you a slice of pie in a to-go container! :)

Speaking of pie, y'all know it's the beginning of the month, which means a new menu at the Apothecary! January can sometimes be a little sad, post-holiday blues. But I promise these pies will warm you right up! 🤗

January Menu for Rose Apothecary

Soooo this is a little sad but I'm also swallowing my pride because it's nearly Christmas and I just really don't wanna be stuck on my own for Christmas!

I don't know if there's any community stuff or whatever BUT if there isn't already anything organised is there like... I don't know, a thing where we can all get together if we don't already have plans to hang out and play games like we did on Thanksgiving? It was really fun and I might not be a good cook but I can totally kick all your butts at Monopoly or Smash Bros >:)

I was out by that unicorn farm not that far from the Quills and saw this.

( And what? )

[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO PARTY INCLUDING JACK AND BITTY]

Fuckers, Fuckas, and Fuckees, you are cordially invited to attend the Christmas Before Christmas Celebration of the Mother Fucking Year and I do mean it's going to be something else. It's Jack O'Lantern Frenchface Zimmermann's Equality Bash. December 3rd. 7pm. Bring your A game bros because this is gonna go for hours. This isn't some fuckin sexist bachelor losing your freedom bullshit, so all orientations and genders (or lack of) are welcome to come party your god damn brains out to celebrate the life and times of two of the best people I know and I sure hope you can handle it because for real bros, we'll take care of you respectfully if you can't handle the Christmas tub juice. Everyone's safe.

Then you have 48 hours to get your shit together for the wedding. Tell everyone so this shit isn't MISSED and then I have to listen to people complain about missing something this bad ass.

[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE TO PARTY BUT AREN'T JACK AND BITTY]

Dearest Friends and Fuckin Compatriots, you're invited to attend a showing of the life and times of two grand fucking people who are about to get married. A lot of work has gone into an amazing documentary and we're setting up a pretty wicked fucking theater room to watch it in. Drinks and snacks will of course be provided, so you don't even have to BYOB, just BYO Ass and put it in a seat. It's sure to be a treat and I want you all to enjoy yourselves. December 3rd. 7pm. Don't be late!

FYI as a personal favor to me, I'm marketing this as a wild fuckin bash so if you hear people talking about it that's why and I need you to help keep that illusion going. It's going to be a major fuckin surprise all right, please don't ruin it. Just separating this out so you bros are all comfortable coming out to this without having to feel like a wallfuckinflower or some shit, it's all good. Lardo's put a goddamn lot of work into this, come out and support it?

[FILTERED TO PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO BE SOCIAL SO PARTY OR NO PARTY IS FINE BUT AREN'T JACK AND BITTY]

December 3rd. 7pm. Come out and be fuckin social for a good time. It's being marketed as a huge bash or whatever, so play the fuck along, but I can promise you'll enjoy yourself. You're probably seeing two filters on this post, don't ruin the goddamn surprise or you'll have to see Lardo after class and bro, you don't want that, I promise you.

Peace the fuck out, I have to take pie to the boss.

How frozen does a pond need to be for it to be okay to ice skate on?

Guests of the ZimBits Wedding minus Zimbits, sorry bros ((IDK, you decide if you belong here, guys))

Bros!

You lucky people are coming to Jack and Bitty's wedding, which is going to be an amazing celebration of love so bring your tissues or someone's shoulder you can cry on (I'm going to stand on a step stool so Shitty can cry on mine). Don't got a someone? That's chill! Got multiple someone's? Also chill! It'll be wicked fun either way.

I've been working on what to give Jack and Bitty for their wedding besides the gift of my organizational skills to put this celebration together and I've come up with it but I need YOUR help. Yes, you. I'm talking right to you. As we all know, Bitty makes pastry delights that melt the hardest of hearts, baking and cooking are his passion, and I have reaped the rewards multiple times otherwise I would live on dinosaur chicken nuggets and Glenn's bagel sandwiches. SO I'm putting together a cookbook of all of their favorite people's recipes which means I need you!

It doesn't matter if the ingredients can't be found here yet. It doesn't matter if your instructions are like 'I don't really remember, maybe a finger's worth of garlic.' It doesn't matter if you yourself are a terrible baker/cook and can only make ice water--no judgement, bros! I'm making a scrapbook so all of the recipes and the stories with those recipes will go in that and I'll give it to them so hopefully I can continue to reap the rewards of Bitty's culinary adventures and not live off of chicken nuggets and bagel sandwiches (but seriously bros bagel sandwiches are amazing, go get you one).

tl;dr, find me, write down your recipe and your story. Thanks bros!

Uh. Hi, I'm Will? They kinda told me to introduce myself so, yeah. I had cookies in the oven.

FILTERED TO THE VALLO HOCKEY TEAM.
(If you signed up here this applies to you!)

Clear your calendars! You're invited to Faber Rink on Friday night to celebrate our upcoming game! Food will be provided. ♥ I'm just so proud of y'all and look forward to showing off to Vallo all your hard work and determination on Sunday!

( FILTERED TO THE HAUS. )

Hey y'all! I don't know about you, but I'm excited about so many wonderful events this month! Dan and Allison are getting married! ♥ Satinalia is this whole week, which I recommend checking out! And naturally, there is a new menu at Rose Apothecary for pies! I tried something new for y'all who have some struggles in the kitchen especially as we head into the holidays from my world where I'm from and want to celebrate!

But most importantly, I am so proud to announce that the Outlander hockey team is going to have an exhibition game at Faber on November 15th! They have been working so hard during practice and would so appreciate your support! You can see all the progress they have made! And I might be a bit biased, but hockey can be fun as a player and as a fan so y'all will have a good time no matter what! :)

We also need a name. So if some of y'all creative types have an idea, we're open to hearing it! ♥

Rose Apothecary Menu for November

EDIT: We are also looking for someone to be the mascot! Skating skills not necessary, just a positive attitude!

I'm having a rough fuckin month. Just tripped and landed on the lumber, broke it right in two. Just got it from home last month, too. Wait, waaait. Magic's a thing. Can anyone say a few words and put this thing back together like new?

From the Death Bed of Byron Sterling Knight,

I have lost my fuckin mojo. The end is near, I'm too weak to go on. Lards, you get my law textbooks and Samwell gear. Jack, I don't have anything to leave for you except my fuckin respect, bro. Bits, please make a pie in my honor. Nursey, I'll be with you in spirit for your play. Murderbro, it's been a pleasure.

Signing off,
Shitty Knight

The edifice described here is not showing up on any of my scans as a genuine location, but rather some kind of nebulous energy cloud. This is kind of bullshit. I advise everyone not to be a moron and not attempt to enter the anomaly until it has been identified now that we understand it to be something unknown in origin. I have established a perimeter with my drones but something keeps interfering with their signal (the foliage animals keep appearing to move but I know that's not so I'm not getting the information I need to actually prevent you from going inside if that's what you make up your mind to do. So. It's going to be one of those weeks, I guess.

As I have been interrupted from Hour 1,203 of my Animal Crossing: New Horizons playthrough, this fucker is going to pay.

[ Suddenly Appearing on All Mobile Devices with Wifi owned by the 'Check Please' crowd ]

HOCKEY PEOPLE. THIS IS MURDERBOT. STAND DOWN UNTIL TARGET IS NEUTRALIZED.

Forgot my headphones for the gym was subjected to an hour of Chainsmokers and LMFAO for reasons I can't begin to understand. What's your opposite of a desert island band? Those two are very much in my top ten.


ooc note: tw abuse/etc as there are discussions of the kesha/dr luke case in comments