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April Fool's comes once a year. Yes?

I have been given $1,000 from Vallo. Give me your best recommendations to use it all in one night that is not drinking.

[ FILTERED TO DARCY LEWIS ]
What would you like to do tomorrow?

[ EDIT: FILTERED TO FRIENDS OF DARCY LEWIS ]
Darcy's birthday is tomorrow. I would like to treat her to a spa weekend at Galdin Quay with her friends to celebrate. If you could let me know if you can attend as soon as possible, I will make arrangements. Thank you.

Okay, I think I'm more settled in now and adjusted, despite arriving in the middle of a vulture attack. Seriously, what the hell was that? Lord...

Anyway, what sort of jobs are out there?

This certainly isn't the strangest scenario I've been in - but it's won points for the most informative introduction video I've ever seen. Thank you for that.

I'll cut to the chase: I'm Lena Luthor and I don't particularly like to stay idle for long. If I'm stuck here for an undetermined amount of time, I prefer to be put to use and explore what options this world has for employment. I've got degrees in biotechnology management, civil & environmental engineering and computational science. I work best in a lab. Something tells me this place has plenty to study, anyway.

My other search involves a reputable liquor store and what would be Vallo's most recommended brand of scotch. I don't need a bar. I prefer my own bottle to bring into this new apartment I'm apparently going to be occupying. A suitable breakfast considering the circumstances, I suppose.

Just when I thought maybe life could be chill for awhile. I suppose a little downtime was too much to ask.

Anyway, hey, Vallo. My name is Daisy Johnson. I guess if I'm going to be stuck here, introducing myself is a good first step.

I guess if it's not one thing, it's another, though you'd think after everything that's happened in the last month the universe might cut me a little slack. Wishful thinking? Looks like it. Hey, I'm Monica.

[OOC: Will have WandaVision spoilers in the cut filters and comments!]

It's World Sleep Day, which I think means we're going with Movie Day in Comp Sci. Hackers or The Matrix, maybe. Vallo PJ day? Is that something I can pitch for? I'm declaring it a PJ day for myself.

( THOR, NATASHA, STEVE )
( TONY STARK, HANK MCCOY, ELLA LOPEZ )
( BILLY & TOMMY )

I am aware that the point of astral projection probably doesn't include finally finishing all the episodes of The Office but that is exactly what I did as my body slept. It was very good.

[SANCTUM RESIDENTS + ROZ]

It has been awhile since I've really used a kitchen so I started with something simple - I baked cookies this morning. Chocolate chip, very soft. Did anyone have requests for anything specific? I have a few recipes from home I can make but I'd like to know if anyone has any allergies or perhaps a visceral reaction of disgust to certain foods/ingredients.

FAILED FILTER TO THOR & LOKI.
Do either of the two of you want to ask me something?

Any thoughts on to how much longer we might all have to live in constant paranoia of our internet habits being tossed out for all to see?

steve.
For your collection.

wanda.
I'm sorry, Wanda. That shouldn't have been put out there like that.

As distracted as we all are by technology once again failing us, please take a moment to wish a very happy birthday to the greatest brother a gal could ask for, and who was born when none of this tech was possible.

Happy Birthday, Bucky! Love you!

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Look, if I'm going to accidentally land us on a new universe, at least there's a musical introduction to soothe the sting.

Billy Kaplan, from the Young Avengers, in case anyone is semi-familiar with us.

And it's totally not my fault this time, guys, I would definitely know if I created an entire universe and trapped people from different universes on it.
I think.
Probably.


My twin brother Tommy is also here--or, was, at least, he zipped off and if you were holding a slice of pizza or a frappuccino or a hot dog or had a cool looking hat on and all of a sudden it vanished, that was him and I apologize profusely. To tell us apart, he's got white hair and has no opinion on the best Robin (which is Tim Drake, by the way, just saying, even though Stephanie Brown being Robin AND Batgirl is legendary).

If I were to want to-- enjoy music tonight, maybe a drink - where would you suggest I visit?

This is embarras When I first arrived here, I went to a party, but other than that, my duties with the Clinic have been my primary focus. But I I am not used to having this amount of leisure time and freedom. I know many people here have more experience with this kind of diversion than I do.

If anyone wishes to accompany me, let me know. I think I might just tuck myself into a corner, otherwise.

You wake up and you're standing on a stage at a podium, spotlight's on you. You've got 15-20 minutes to give a Ted Talk (aka speech) on a subject you know by heart, no prep. If you fuck up you die (I'm adding this part in for dramatic effect). No, you can't use your powers to get out of the situation because no one cares about your powers or how sexy and badass you are in this scenario. You're giving a Ted Talk. It is what it is.

What's your Ted Talk?

Does anyone own this sweater? I found it in a RV just on the edge of New Asgard. There was some science equipment inside as well. Lots of scarves.

[ FILTERED TO VALKYRIE ]
Mead?

Greetings! Dr. Hank McCoy here, with good news (well, I think it's good) and a request of sorts. Recently I received the plans and parts to build a machine called Cerebro, something that I'm familiar with as I happened to design and build it once upon a time as well, in another world a few times, actually, since it kept getting destroye--. In a nutshell, it is a machine that amplifies brainwaves - an ESP device, if you will, allowing the user to locate essentially anyone in the world (our former Headmaster of the Xavier Institute used it to track mutants across the globe), depending on their own unique mental signature.

Here, I aim to have Cerebro used as not only a locator device but also a way to understand and gain new information about technology - our current host world is filled with all sorts of tech (waypoints, for example), and this function would also be useful for anything that may appear here, or be left behind in the unfortunate instance the original owner of the tech disappeared and we have questions about the functionality.

I would appreciate some volunteers to help me test it? The only caveat, of course, is that you must have telepathic abilities - otherwise Cerebro can be a bit of an overload, and that does not seem pleasant. I'd be happy to pay you for your time - cash or chocodile Twinkies, either way, we can come to an arrangement.

I was rewatching my favorite episode of Sanctuary Moon (episode 324, "Galava's Belt") earlier today and now I have a question that I am not sure I want to know the answer to, but I'll ask it anyway and if you all are disgusting in your answer I'll just fucking ignore you: why do humans shut their eyes when they kiss their romantic partners? Is it the pores? I bet it's the pores.

This is - I don't understand social media

I do not know what to really post here besides hello, my name is Wanda, I'm new. I hear I am to find familiar faces on this?

I do not understand the music that I have been hearing everywhere I go today, but apparently the woman singing is tired of being blonde and it is making me consider changing my hair colour, as well. Why not? I have looked this way for hundreds upon hundreds of years, perhaps it is time for a change.

[ FILTERED TO 21+ ]
This or this?

Anyone that wants to dress up, drink, and dance with no expectations, Forbes and I are making a night of it. There may also be crime, but you see nothing, you hear nothing, capisce?