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WHO: Wanda & Darcy
WHAT: A girl's night of normalcy and gossip
WHERE: A bar in Vallo City
WHEN: Before the Pepperony Wedding most def
WARNINGS: None really
STATUS: Complete

( Alright, I’m not going to break the bank, even if I know that hitting him with a clown car is worth it. )

[DARCY LEWIS]

Hello, Miss Lewis. I do hope you are well and enjoyed the rest of the festivities on Saturday evening.

[...]

Just out of curiosity, have you heard from Thor at all?

[ELIOT WAUGH]

Would you care to come over this evening or tomorrow?

Well, golly, ending up in a place like this sure does razz my berries! I haven't had this much promised adventure since Ralph decided to take us to the drive-in for a date and only pay for one ticket - and by the way, you could definitely still hear the movie from the trunk of the car. The acoustics were incredible!

So how about all you hip cats go on and tell me about yourselves? I'll start - my name's Agnes, and I gotta say, this typing device is real swell. Better than keeping track of all your names on a cocktail napkin!

I'm so pleased to meet everyone. And I'd love to make a new gal pal or two, maybe figure out where I can go for a refreshing gimlet. Help a neighbor out?

Now that my ankle doesn't hur I'd meant to reenact my dragon-riding brilliance at the Underground all week, but I'm half a bloody month behind on firefighting training, so I'll be working overtime to catch up. We're nearly done at least. Try not to need me for anything until June.

Oh and a reminder, fights are this Saturday. I know we're all off after everything but that's all the more reason to knock each other around a bit yeah? Unless you're still injured anyway. Rest up and we'll kick your arse next month. You can still come bet your fool heart out.

[OOC: this is your IC reminder to sign up for fight club! Cut off is the 20th.]

[Darcy Lewis]

After sufficiently annoying Loki with thanks, I believe it is now time that I give you mine.

You did not have to assist in caring for me while we were trapped in that ancient civilization after I was injured, but you did, and for that I am eternally grateful. You are a good woman, Darcy Lewis, and I am lucky to call you friend.

Once I am fully healed, would you care to join me for dinner at my cottage? It is the least that I can do.

[Thor Odinson]

Thank you for staying with me last night.

WHO: Darcy Lewis & Thor Odinson
WHERE: Vallo: New Asgard - Darcy's RV
WHEN: May 11th, 2021
WHAT: Thor has a problem, he needs his best friend Darcy to give him advice.
WARNINGS: Death Talk
STATUS: Complete

( Also maybe she just liked to see him sweat, a little bit. )

[ JOURNAL ENTRY TO ALL ]
Hello! Dr. Ravi Chakrabarti here! I know there's a lot going on in the aftermath of the dragon attack yesterday. I see a lot of people offering up healing and medical assistance through the journals and that there were plenty of injuries that should be healed if possible. Can we chime in here with who is offering what/needs help/injuries that need to be taken care of in the future, as the rest of the group start dealing with getting us back to our time (thank you Dr. Strange!)? That way the medical staff and healers over in our time can start to prep for us.

I AM doing house calls until I can't, so let me know if anyone else needs a doctor to do stitching, casting, monitoring, or whatever else you might need.

[ JOURNAL TO FRIENDS & FAMILY OF JAMES ROGERS ]
He's recovering now, but James was injured during the dragon attack. Basically, it stepped on him. Atreus had pulled him to safety and healed him some. Then Nyx and I got him out of the area and to a doctor. He's not going to be moving for awhile, as his healing factor kicks in, but he is awake now. Concussion, broken bones, can't be moved too much while he's being fitted with some wax and resin casts. Talk to Dr. Chakrabarti if you want the medical rundown.

I'll stick with him until he's better.

Hello everyone! Hank McCoy here, and I come with updates about Wormhole Theory and the efforts of myself and Lena Luthor to create passage through time and space, using the concepts of the general Theory of Relativity. Did you know that wormholes contain two mouths, with a throat connecting those two mouths which are likely spheroidal in nature? It's true! We've made excellent progress hypothesizing about what exotic matter a wormhole would also contain and calculating the volume, as the presence of exotic matter seems to be the key to sending travelers through wormholes and...

Well, all the lights went out and there was a brief snafu with an electrical fire but not to be concerned - we have plenty of baking soda at our disposal!

We are also exhausted and haven't slept in forty-eight hours. Coffee has become water to our fatigued livers and cytochrome P450 oxidase enzyme systems. So I suppose we really don't have any updates at all, but - we will persist! For science.

[a handwritten "note" of gibberishy scrawl that ends in ink just being dragged across the page]

Alright, so, how many of you are in the main square today? Or in this area at all? Looks like we got some conflict among the people here and there's a group of protestors around. Nothing looks too dangerous at the moment but if anyone is in the area, just stay safe because I got a feeling this isn't going to remain peaceful. How familiar does this feel

I know it has been a week but not admitting to this has been making me feel guilty so I will just say it: last Wednesday with things being of different decades was caused by me. It was an accident. Since most people seemed to enjoy it I waited until later that night to undo things. However, if it was an actual inconvenience to you then I apologize. It won't happen again.

PRIVATE TO MONICA RAMBEAU

A million times, I'm sorry - How are you doing?

I just wanted to drop a quick missive thanking everyone who participated or watched Fight Club this past weekend! What a rush!!

• Adora, you were quick and deadly; I look forward to our future sparring missions together and potentially???? our wearing matching ponytails (I can but hope).
• Simon, it is an honor to fight someone as powerful as you, and I would desperately like to know why you turned into a dragon and not a smaller, fluffier Simon when you puppeted. Did you know my sister is half-dragon? Oh, the wilds of the world!
• Natasha, you are scary and you remind me very much of a friend of mine from back home who is likewise scary, the kind of friend that I think we're friends but I'm not exactly sure because of the fear, but she shows up and thumps things when I need her to and I am very glad she is on my side!
• Wynonna, were I not taken and you not taken, I would ask to share a milkshake together with one straw so that we could play footsie under the table, but alas, we are ships passing in the night (and also you hit like a stampeding horse).
• Castiel, you are a mystical being (I think??) and so I feel a little bad that I pummeled you, but it was a worthy fight and I hope you are happy and not vengeful.
• Finally, Arthur, I have an OCEAN of respect for you, I'm not FISHING for compliments, and also, I owe you another beer if you'll agree to SCHOOL me in the way you move so quickly.

This is Solaire, thanking you for the jolly cooperation, and a toast to the Frye twins who organized this joyous event!!

Unrelated - I do not fancy my arse in bell bottoms.

I’m not particularly mad that my entire wardrobe is suspenders and fedoras.

But damn, my TV. :(((((

[TEXTS SENT TO WANDA MAXIMOFF]

» Hey, I was going to start this with a "U Up?" joke but it fell flat in my brain.
» So instead I'm just awkwardly telling you about how I didn't make the joke even tho I sorta just did. I can't emoji on this ph
» You okay?

[GROUP TEXTS TO BILLY & TOMMY]

» I can't gif or emoji on this phone but pls know I am doing the side-eye emoji.
» You guys good?

[DARCY LEWIS]

Uh. Are those hex anomalies or am I trippin'?

someone point me to the nearst ocean of whiskey

I know people are raging out and turning into puppets right now which is so on brand for this place I'm actually having a moment about it, but! We have stuff to help at the Apothecary. Room sprays which make your place smell good and calm your Hulk moments - lavender, sandalwood, and chamomile to name a few and it's legit because scent relaxation and mood lifting is real. Your nose can do some wild stuff for your body and you don't even need magic for it! Everything comes in candle form too, FYI.

Also I don't mean to sound like Brenda with the essential oils pyramid scheme; I'm not saying this will cure the common cold, I'm just saying it all helps your pillowcases not smell like sweat.

Oh! And if you're friends with my merm bestie, Cleo, please know that her birthday is April 19th so I'll be throwing her a pizza party at Dough Bros that night. It's really tiny so we'll probably just end up taking over the place and having fun. Come by around 7 if you want to celebrate Cleo!

ETA:

If cute animal gifs and pictures (spontaneous joy??) help you not be a puppet, ( click here! )

They have pink robes at Galdin Quay! And I highly recommend spa weekends for everyone, especially after weeks full of murderous creatures. It's very relaxing. Will be doing this again.

Not the waxing though. Never again.