vallo

Ty?

This is getting to be an annoyingly frequent occurrence. So what's the story? How do I get home? Do I have to find Papa Legba and soul search some more? Or is this more superpowers shit? Nico? Karolina? Gert?

Whoever took my fucking cigs, you are neither funny or clever.

[Filtered 16 -21]

So I've only made it a few times on my own but I'm really thinking about bringing as many mini cannolis as I can fit into one of those ice-cream-man bicycle-coolers to take along to the party this weekend.

My aunt makes them back home and they're so good they'll make you forget your own name. I don't know if my cannolis are quite at her level, but I'll do my best!

[ELIOT WAUGH]

So um,

I don't want you to take this as too much of a criticism or anything, but I have some follow-up questions concerning the relationship between metamath and pineapple rice. I know I'm really just beginning to understand this stuff but I feel like there's definitely a through-line or twelve that I'm missing here?

filtered to those 16-21

Hey so this spot from our home showed up. We've done the will something kill us here sweep and are mostly confident it's not harbouring some evil clown mojo or some shit. So party - Saturday afternoon? Who's in?

filtered to squall

Your only acceptable answer is yes btw.

I don't know who needs to see this right now, but here's our dog being the absolute WORST at fetch. Who the hell taught him that? It's cute but what the fuck.

Also: this is your reminder that we're coming up on the summer season and A LOT of you should be using sunscreen. Don't fuck around with that shit. Or wear a damn hat. And hydrate!! 🧃👒☀️

(  Filtered to Ben Hanscom  )

» Hey.
» I'm sorry about your Aunt.
» Is there anything I can do?

While Ronan is recovering, I want to confirm that the farmers market at the Barns will continue as regularly scheduled on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I will, however, be suspending any readings during operating hours through the next three weeks.

SYDNEY.

Can we work out a temporary schedule to accommodate extra tasks that were on Ronan's plate for the next few weeks? Also, any project that can be put off until he's cleared. You know the day-to-day better than I do and I'm here to pitch in where I can. We can pay you for the overtime.

GANGSEY.

Gansey and I are working on delegating jobs to everyone to pick up the slack around the Barns. Please let us know if there are any scheduling conflicts, especially on market days. There's so much he did around here that I

Today was a day.

nyx.

That was stupid.

I don't want you getting hurt for me. I'm not worth it

Don't even think of trying to leave the hospital before they say you can or I'll fight you.

galahd staff.

Nyx got hurt, so he won't be working tonight.

I know you guys can handle stuff yourselves, but I figured you'd want to know. It was my fault

noctis.

I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry.

seifer.

Hunt didn't go well.

bev.

Could you bring some McDonalds by the hospital?

FILTERED AGAINST:

• RAVI, THE DOCTOR BOYFRIEND
• MARGO, THE BEST FRIEND
• DAN, THE RECOVERING ADDICT FRIEND(?)
• LAW ENFORCEMENT TYPES
• HIS MCU COWORKERS + NATASHA ROMANOFF
• BABIES UNDER EIGHTEEN

If this place is anything like home, there has got to be some recreational substances of the magically enhanced variety?



[OOC: Why yes, this was a pain to write on my phone. LOL.]

Well...this seems artifact-y. I mean the Welcoming Commity was great and all, but still. Wonder if Pete was messing around again...


Side note: if I take this thing apart and by some slim chance I can’t put it back together, do I get a replacement? Like an equipment warranty?

I have discovered iced coffee and I will never go back. I will also probably never stop vibrating because I don't really think caffeine and I should mix like I've been making it, but it is what it is? I stand by "never go back".

So, in my time here, I have decided that the best foods that you can get here are as follows:

1. Iced coffee. I don't know if this counts as a food, but since I just discovered it as already mentioned, it's #1 for now.
2. Pizza. The fact I went twenty years without having pizza in my life is a crime.
3. Ice cream sandwiches. I have had ice cream, I have had sandwiches, but I had not had ice cream sandwiched between two chocolate wafer things like that. Holy cow, is that the best ever.

Please note that the top three is always shifting and generally has everything to do what I had eaten most recently. But this is a totally scientific study here, so. It's serious business.

Oh! Hello! Neat, I was needing a phone upgrade anyway. I dropped my last one and the screen was all cracked and that's like the FIFTH this YEAR alone. Does this come with an insurance plan? What's the data limit?

So! I’m Nadia 🐝! I've gone all sorts of weird places before~ I'm from a world designated as 616 and I know the coooooordinates, but I can't get back through. Or get Lang to pick up any of my signals and probably less because he's worthle- well, I doubt it's his fault this time. Which means I’m missing my driver's test tomorrow. Damn damn damn. Or should I say darn? Is this a family friendly thing?

So whoever can tell me where the best donuts in town are is my new best friend. Well not really, I wouldn't make it some weird competition like that. But interdimensional travel always makes a girl hungry.

» Hey.
» How badly are you freaking out right now?

Back home I go visit my Mom's headstone and bring her flowers on Mother's Day, but since that's not an option here I was going to go out to a little spot I found in the forest. It's really pretty, by a lake, and I thought I'd put some flowers out on the water instead.
[ waypoint coordinates ]
Around 10 in the morning, if there was anyone in the same boat who wanted to join this might be dumb, I don't know, this is probably dumb -

Hey friends! :)))) So of course we're open on Tuesdays and Thursdays for all of your farmer's market needs (which have been a LOT thanks SO much everyone it has been mega great seeing everyone and getting to know all of you!!!) but we like to do special events too! We did our Easter day which was SUPER fun and on Sunday we're doing a Mother's Day breakfast! It's free for moms and moms to be, but there are other options too! Come out to the Barns on Sunday, we'll be open with the market, people can have breakfast together, really, we just want to celebrate and appreciate all the people who nurture us. :)))))))

Holy peanut butter M&Ms you guys want to see some things we have???

( Another Matthew photo dump is here )

We're also going to have like, the best fiber arts in the entire world.

This might be a tough time for some people, and I get that. SO if it is, just find me, I will give you a hug, I will remind you to eat your vegetables (lololololol do as I say not as I do!), and I will tell you that you are doing a GREAT job and I am very proud of you. :))

So are these obnoxious freaks a protected species, or can I rip their spines out. Asking for a friend.

Also I don't understand why anyone owns more than three shirts. One for laundry, one for wearing, a backup in case you bleed on the one you're wearing.

[Hope]
But if you have any suggestions for security. They don't seem the type that would respect the sign on the gate.

Also there's something you might be interested in. Wasn't going to sign you up without your consent.

[Allison]
Stopped by while you weren't around. Dan probably mentioned it? Thought maybe we should catch up. Know you're likely busy with your actual family on the 10th, but if you're free the day before. Or after, I suppose.

[Connor]
So you don't like... glitch out from logical inconsistencies like in the movies, do you?

Inter-dimensional travel is theoretically possible, but we hadn't had a break-through in that study in a long while. Quantum tunnel Quantum physics, in particular, is more about how things work, but we've mostly been studying subatomic particles than alternate dimensions.

Something for another time, but I do have a few questions for now: Do these woods ever end? Why is Ava's house in the woods with no Ava?

10/10 on the intro video. The explosion was what really sold it.

Is this place always this clean though? I don't know if my lungs can handle the lack of smoke, grime, and soot.

[FILTERED TO NOCTIS & GANSEY & EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THE WELCOME VIDEO]

Hey so, Caroline the welcome video is done. It's not perfect but if I don't turn it in now, I'll just end up setting it on fire and pretending this never happened. I'll hand it off to Gansey and he can bring it in tomorrow.

If any of the rest of you assholes wanna watch it, we can project it on the side of a building or something? IDK.

So.

Beltane is this Friday and my Aunt Zee and I are wanting to throw a celebration for it. We'll actually start doing stuff Thursday night but that's more coven related. Anyone who wants to take part in a bonfire, probably some s'mores because if you have a fire you might as well have marshmallows, dance around the maypole. I'm not sure if we're crowning a May Queen or not but that could be a thing. Without the ritual sacrifice.

But 6. Friday. Spellman Mortuary.