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Before I landed in this world, I was stuck on a summer camp with some scary ass shit chasing me and my friends, with barely any signal or way to communicate with the outside world. Yes, I know, it's the most tropiest slasher/horror situation ever. But we all survived, no Final Girls here, but my usual horror stuff I used to like just doesn't do anything when you kind of went through some shit like that, you know?

That being said, I'm still planning on enjoying my Halloween the typical way with classic Halloween movies like Hocus Pocus but ALSO, looking for some recommendations.

So, Vallo-ites, if that's what you call yourself, IDK. What was the scariest movie you first watched? Or ever watched?

And yes, future babes could chime in too, maybe you'll suggest something that came out this year or will come out next year and I'll add it to my To Be Watched.

Filter: Abi

I'm thinking of getting extensions.

WHO: Abi Blyg
WHAT: An altercation with Bloody Mary
WHEN: Morning, Friday the 13th
WHERE: A bathroom in the Chocobro house
WARNINGS: Blood and violence

( The reflection in the mirror grew paler—ghostly pale. The hair grew darker, longer. As Abi’s eyes went wide, the ones in the mirror darkened and hollowed. Abi’s mouth opened to scream, and the reflected mouth opened even wider, wider than should be humanly possible, with teeth needle-sharp and coming closer, closer. )

WHO: Kellach Donallen and Abi Blyg
WHAT: Getting milkshakes to get Abi's mind off art critique
WHEN: afternoon of 15 September
WHERE: Basrar's Soda Fountain
WARNINGS: vague reference to an assault toward the end, reference to werewolf murder, references to men being creeps

( At the counter she gave her order efficiently, requesting a chocolate monstrosity that she knew she wouldn’t be able to finish. She didn’t care. She had suffered, and she had earned that chocolate. )

Oi! Vallo! What kind of fecking nonsense is this?! Don't go around telling people I'm gone when I'm not! That's rude!

HELLO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN WHATEVER IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW

BLOODY FUCKING MARY WITH HER BLOODY FUCKING CURSE IS UPON US.

ONCE NANDOR RELENTLESS IN HIS STUPIDITY OPENED THE ELECTRONIC MAIL AND RELEASED HER AND NOW SHE HAS RETURNED

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HILLARY WHO DID NOT FORWARD THE ELETRONIC LETTER AND THEN BLOODY MARY CAME TO HER IN HER PARTY OF SLUMBER AND MURDERED HER IN HER SLEEPING BAG WITH HER EYES TORN OUT AND A MESSAGE ON THE MIRROR THAT SAID 'ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FORWARD THIS TO TEN PEOPLE'

CURSES ARE NOT TO BE TRIFFLED WITH EVEN FOR ME THE QUEEN OF VALLO VAMPIRES.

i'm posting my recent search history in solidarity, because I feel bad for you guys:

oil painting tips
oil paint history
how to make oil paint
how to stop crying
best coffee in vallo city
lofi beats to study to
vallo aita
is disappearing a breakup
best donuts in vallo city


we're all weird and that's okay.

[filtered to kellach]
i think you can go to college if you want, but you probably can't become the goblin king. also, have you ever seen The Labyrinth?

So you all were serious when you mentioned my getting a... job? Well. Such is the price of freedom, I suppose. Not to sell myself short, but I am uniquely qualified to be decorative and hilarious and little else that can be repeated in polite society. Unless you need someone stabbed? Do you need someone stabbed? Or perhaps something unlocked?

But only at night, of course. I'm a vampire spawn (worst kept secret, isn't it), and so can only maim, murder and preen during the evening hours. I assume is explains my hanging around your little government office the other day. It certainly wasn't out of ardor for your company so much as a requirement of survival.

I'm getting ahead of myself; I haven't introduced myself. My name is Astarion.

It's probably rather... pedestrian of me, but I'm actually looking forward to having a profession again. It's been a very long time. I've got to show up on time? Take lunch breaks? Sit at a table with other coworkers and talk about processes?

Precious.

I still have a large piece of kraken meat taking up space in Brigitte's freezer. I don't know how long kraken meat keeps for and I think it's time to give Brigitte her space back, so tonight I'll be at [name of beach] with a bonfire to cook up this hunk of meat and find out what it tastes like.

If anyone wants to give it a try, please join me. I have a pretty good appetite, but there's no way I'm going to be able to eat it all. And if kraken isn't your thing, I'll have some weanies to roast too (that's what they're called, right? Weanies?)

Also booze and I promise it's not fish flavored.

you guys, art class critique is the worst.

it's basically what it sounds like: your whole class gets together and critiques each other's work. half of what people say is artsy bullshit that they think sounds smart, a quarter of it is mean just for the sake of being mean, another twenty percent is completely insane, and then the final five percent is actually useful commentary on the work.

someone told me "i hate that you used paint." IN PAINTING CLASS. another guy commented on the raw sexuality of my painting OF A CAVE. and i didn't even get the worst of it! they made this one girl cry, and like, no, her painting wasn't that good, but it wasn't that bad either.

i need a nap. or maybe half a chocolate cake.

Hi. I'm back.

I guess things are still completely fucking lunatic here.




...

Thanks for making sure Darlington didn't suffocate in his nautical-themed sweater vests or whatever while I was out.

I'm glad that it appears that everyone is doing okay after the floods.

Everyone is well I hope and did I hear something about an end of summer event?

Temeraire

Do you think, since I wasn't here for the wedding, they would like me to get them something small?

WHO: Kaitlyn Ka and Abi Blyg
WHAT: Sleepover! And Kaitlyn gets invited to move in
WHEN: the day Dylan disappeared
WHERE: Chocobro House
WARNINGS: N/A

( Tonight was going to be for hugs and commiserating and maybe distracting. )

WHO: Iris Amicitia and Abi Blyg
WHAT: A beach walk turns into a meeting with a mischievous water elemental
WHEN: August 16-ish
WHERE: The Vallo shoreline
WARNINGS: N/A

( The Daemon Slayer was promptly splashed with seawater, an act of war followed by a giggle.  )

filtered to abi & abi's friends
Abi's birthday is coming up here on the 15th and we'll be having a get together at the house here. Swing by around 7. The birthday girl has requested costumes.

Well, I'm officially enrolled in three classes to audit this fall. I've also been added to a group chat called 8 AM Calsses Should B Illegal - spelled just like that. Not really sure what that says about my soon to be classmates.

I think I've hit the limit of how many days I can go to work, sulk, go to Hell, sulk and not be out and about doing anything so does anyone have any news of fun stuff happening soon?

Fair warning: I may decide by tonight to forgo everything and go sulk again. But I am trying.

[Abi]

I saw about your friend. When you're up for it if you want to get together to throw axes, drink milkshakes and maybe go look at some funky art, lmk.

[Filtered to Kaitlyn]
I'm going to need you to be very sticky. Like super sticky. Just stick to Vallo like glue, okay?
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[Filtered to Chocobro House]
Thanks for putting up with me being clingy today. You guys are the best.

I wanted to ask something - if she shares my room, could Kaitlyn come live with us? It's okay if the answer is no, I haven't said anything to her yet. She might not even want to. But I'd like having her where I can see her more.
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I bought one of these and am currently drinking it. It’s not the worst alcohol I’ve ever had. Would I recommend it? Not especially. Will I still finish the bottle? Probably.

It looks like I have returned to Vallo, after a year away. What have I missed?

Captain, Temeraire, Abi, Lan Xichen are you still present here?

The staff down at the Wiz's asked me to pass along that they're hosting some races on the 23rd this month.

There will 3 races - an A and B Pool and then a fun run. A and B are based on skill so if you've had experience riding chocobos, or just a similar animal, A pool is probably for you. B if you're new to the whole thing. The fun run is for anyone, silly outfits are required.



(( sign up sheet here ))