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Y'ALL.

Vallo gave me memories this month. And I went to space. SPACE! S P A C E!

Also, so did my family because they got attacked in our home so they had to stay someplace safe and apparently, that's with Nick Fury in space, but then things went south and they had to leave and so they had to transport everyone from the station via Flerken body.

This is the one time I really wish that Vallo would give me more, because I need to know what else happens!

I don't think The Doll appreciated me being gone for over a week. But I think I've finally got things at my apartment back under control. I can sleep without my windows rattling, weird shadows watching me from the closet, blood pouring out of my faucets, pulsating sores in my walls and whatever has been screaming in my fridge (No, Leon, I did not open it).

Also, I've been told what a fucking weirdo creep I was in that other world. I'm horrified about what he/I did and I'm sorry to everyone he/I hurt. I don't know what I can do, or if there's anything I can do to make it up.

[Eli and Del]
Please don't eat me

I'm sorry I haven't said anything sooner. I didn't know how to start a "I'm sorry I was a psycho killer" message. I know "I'm Sorry" isn't enough. I don't think anything I can do would be enough, but if there is something, anything that you need or want from me, please...I'll do it. I swear.

I'm so sorry.

I woke up this morning with this weird urge to do yoga. I haven't done yoga a day in my fucking life. What the hell have I been doing the last week?

Filtered to Atreus and Leon Orcot.

Hey, thanks for watching Ridley and Mac for me while I was "gone". I hope they weren't too much trouble.

[Not Hank Henry]

I've been here for a few days now, and I think I've finally figured out how all this works, and I can see where I went wrong. See, I was looking for a badass chick named Revy, all covered in tattoos, who swore like a sailor and is way, way too trigger happy.

What I should've been looking for was Becky Lee. I bet she loves pink. And pigtails. And cute little ruffled mini-skirts. Probably knee-high socks and high heels? Oh, and she loves puppies and kitties and might even have a pony? Was definitely a cheerleader in high school.

Does this ring any bells? Will the real Becky Lee please stand up? And if you see this post and want to shoot me in the ass, I'll be waiting for you.

[Shared Network: Catradora]

Hey guys. How's things over there? How's Chris doing?

The old cypress has never refused the axe. There is simply no one who could carry it away if it were felled.

[Filtered to Revenants]

We must analyze this loss and determine how we will prevent it from happening again. How can we increase security? How can we increase our knowledge of rebel activities? How can we crush them completely and prevent them from even attempting such an attack?

Those of you who conduct research upon the Echoes: is there anything the rest of us may do to help you reach a solution more quickly?

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This had better be another goddamn false disappearance.

It's not false.

She's gone.

Fuck me.

Goddamit. I know that Revy going back home is good. It'll be good for her and she'll be happy. hopefully And that should be enough. I should be happy for her. But I'm not. I miss my best friend.

Shit.

I am never going house hunting again.

[Yelena]

Drinks?

[Atreus]

Hey, can you watch Chris tonight?

( Special Deliveries to Abi Blyg, Fen, Jacob Frye, Leon Orcot and Sydney Clark )

That moment when you thought you found the perfect wreath for your door only to have it.. grow teeth and try to bite you.

Never change, Vallo.

TYLER.
Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something.

It's baby dino season on the island, apparently. My last two trips out here have had a few baby encounters, which means they're thriving!

I know that a lot of the kids that loved If there's any interest in doing another education overnight camping trip, let me know and I'll plan one. I can't promise you'll get to see the baby raptors (safety reasons), but I can give you these pics and a [VIDEO] that I took earlier.

( Can I keep them? )

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[Group chat with Catradora and Revy]
Sent around 7am

» Shit.
» Catra, hey, can you watch Chris for us today while we're on patrol?
» After those fucking monsters got into Morningside last week, we don't really want to leave him alone all day, you know?

I'm gonna be picking up Eddie's DMing for kids on Sundays at Wicked Games. It's kind of intimidating trying to pick up where the master left off, but I'm gonna do my best. So if you have kids who play, go ahead and bring them: the battle to defeat The Dark Omnificus and rescue the Unicorn Princess is still on.


[Filtered to Kamala and El]
So obviously our gaming group has taken a big hit. I wanted to ask you guys if you want to keep going with this campaign and come up with something to do with Eddie and Dustin's characters, start something new with just us, start something new and try to recruit a couple more people, put the whole thing on hold indefinitely, or put the whole thing on hold for a set amount of time (like a month or something).

I'll roll with whatever you guys want to do, but I'm hoping you'll want to continue in some way at some point. You're both great players and I like playing with you.
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Ok...I've heard of pineapple pizza, but what the hell is this?!

( SFW but cut for size )

I'm being serious. Is this a thing in this time line?

Saw this while out jogging this morning:



I've never worn spurs, but it seems like good advice.

I'm not entirely s If three pre-teens on the street terrorized you, I apologize. We had sticky fingers and a desire to show off for Wanda as we taught her things.

In my possession, I have:
- a curved dagger with a braided hilt
- 7 gold coins that aren't your standard change.
- an embroidered handkerchief
- A very nice fountain pen that I'd like to keep.
- A black and gold pocket watch.
- Leon Orcot, I have your entire wallet.

If any of these belong to you, I'll return them immediately. I'm fairly certain we spent any cash found, but as I don't know the exact amounts and I don't trust half of you to tell the truth, I will offer a blanket flat fee to anyone who was a victim of our terror.

Wanda, I hope you had fun, I know we did.

[CHAOS CREW]

I don't typically I There are I need help packing the flat and I'd rather not hire someone.

And I have to disarm all of the traps first.

So, what I'm seeing here is that everyone's future kids have already gone home.

My past kid is still here. Who do I talk to about sending him back home?

Okay, can someone explain to me how the fuck this 'kids coming to visit at the end of October' thing is supposed to work? Because I thought it was kids from the future who showed up here, but my little brother just popped up from 1998.

[...]

No, sorry, he's telling me he comes from 2019 I don't think i'm ever going to get used to this whole two-separate lives thing which still doesn't make any fucking sense at all, but whatever. My point still stands that he's definitely not showing up from 20 or whatever the fuck years down the line.

[Texts to Catra]

>> I'm coming over with sushi.

[Separate but identical texts to Henry, Kellach, and Atreus, sent later on in the afternoon]
[The Henry text is part of the Revy/Henry/Leon group chat]

» You'd better still fucking be here.