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[ FILTERED TO LOKI ]
This is the only warning you're going to get that I'm looking for you.

[ FILTERED TO WANDA ]
I know you must be going through a lot right now. After I find my brother and make sure he won't live in his grief forever, I'm coming over.

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
If you could do me the favor of checking in, I'd appreciate it.

It's been a month of weird, so here's something fun to hopefully end the month on a good note. Axe and Knife throwing competition this Saturday at the Meadery. Competition starts at 7. $10 to enter. Cash prizes to first, second, and third place winners. Bar will be taking bets. Happy Hour and wing special from 6 - 8. Minors permitted until 9 with adult supervision.

Don't know how to throw knives or axes? Free lessons for newbies at 6.

Drink and throw sharp objects.

CAROL DANVERS.
Hello, Carol Danvers! You are the kind of person who enjoys sparring, yes?

Got my acceptance for U of V's history phd program this morning. Anyone else doing graduate studies through them?

[THOR]

How's it going with a version of your mama around?

Today's been interesting at the clinic. As a doctor, I'll advise to not hold in your sneezes because you could potentially pop your eardrums. In that same vein, I'd like to know the most interesting snot creation that has happened thus far. You all never disappoint me.

And I thought I might try my luck here for something new that doesn't have to do with Disaster. I'd actually like to get started on Spanish language lessons. Is anyone fluent in the language who wouldn't mind teaching me? I'm not her-- Is it stupid-- I miss her--

I can offer some useful magic tidbits or new spells in return, unless you're Carol Danvers. Or whatever else - cold hard cash if preferred. I'm sure we can come up with something.


( private message to colt )

A sea monster interrupted Thor's yoga, and contrary to my expectations, one of his punches did not knock it clear to the Void.

It's got too many tentacles for New Asgard to take down easily; backup would be appreciated.

I would just like to say...



Also. Not Thor. He's totes falling asleep everywhere.

Okay.

So like we were totes just practicing my illusion class homework and supposed to make ourselves look like someone else, but not be someone else. But I think Mr. Thor and I screwed up because him and Mr. Jake and apparently a lot of other people still look like they should but are not like they should be.

Help?!?!?!

Rabbits don't lay eggs, and they aren't large enough to sit upon.

Explain your holiday.

Thank you to whoever decided pink was to be my hair colour today. I think it looks great. :)

[ FILTERED TO DEFENSE TEAM B ]
Hello! We've been working together for quite some time already, but I found it's time to reintroduce myself as the new team coordinator. I'm not very good at speeches, as I tend to ramble and use speeches as a distraction tactic than anything else, but I would like to shoot for a team breakfast before our patrol on Monday to find out what you want to see from me going forward.

So, breakfast on me at Nooks & Crannies at 7:30, Monday morning. Come hungry!

[ FILTERED TO WANDA MAXIMOFF ]
I need blended mimosas and your company as soon as I can have it. I have questions of the guardian sort and my experience is limited. My luck had it that Torunn came to me as an adult and requires nothing but my affection and company these days, but my new ward is much younger and requires more oversight. I can't just throw an axe at her head and challenge her to a duel to bond, as I can with Torunn.

Also, she has magic. I admit while my mother was an important influence in my life, I never learned from her, her greatest arts. I, sadly, don't think I will have the opportunity ever again. You, however, are here and have that unique experience of being a mother to a magical child.

[MR. THOR, MR. JAKE, MR. LOKI, AND TORUNN]

Please please please please please please tell me someone wants to go to DISNEY??????????

If anyone doen't want to watch the horror house alone, I'm opening up the big room at the Meadery. Drinks on the house for Outlanders tonight.

Comment here if you felt personally attacked by those goddamn puzzles.

As entertaining as waking up with more new people is, Sabrina, where are you and did she pull some shit again?

So like at first I was like I so did not do the spell thing so I shouldn’t be somewhere else. But then I was like I don’t usually wake up in the middle of the woods when I teleport so it couldn’t have been that anyway. Plus there were like nice people who didn't freakout when they saw me and I only freaked out a little--I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SORRY I DUSTED YOU, MR. THOR!

Its cool though. We're eating really amazing pizza at a place called Nino's and he said I should say hi and introduce myself. He also said a Mr. Jacob has very soft hair and he likes to touch it.

But hi! I'm Megan or Pixie. Either works for me. I like bubblegum, Dazzler and not being shot at. And I get 2 out of the 3 of those here, so this place is already 100000% better than home. And Mr. Thor said I might end up getting Dazzler anyway.

Who can tell me where the good candy stores are?

Next month Vallo will be holding an independent contemporary art festival, from March 24 - 27, called Equinox, to highlight it city's visual art scene. Lardo and I have recently joined the organizational committee, and I'm pretty excited about it.

The festival will be mostly outdoors, but there will be some indoor exhibits as well. It will take you on a walk through Vallo's downtown core, where you can expect to see everything from sidewalk art, ice statues, light shows, aerial performances, music, interactive installations, and more. There are essentially no rules to how the artists work is presented (within reason). You can also expect to find Art Battles for all levels of experience, and food trucks for all your snacking needs.

Applications to participate are open if anyone is interested. You can grab them from the Equinox website, and I've made them available on The Art of Expressions website. You can also Volunteer with the festival if you want to get involved in a different way!

I want everyone to know that I took that snowball fight personally and vengeance will be mine.

EDIT Dad is hijacking my post.

From Thor:

Good job, teams! Bonfire at New Asgard to celebrate new connections made during today's training and reaffirming old ones! Feel free to show up whenever and bring whatever you like. I already have the fire going and the meat roasting.

Commanders Lance and Shirogane (Kogane?), thank you for your efforts. I had a great time!

If you show up, throw snow at him.

You know what's not fun? A broken leg. What's the 411 on the Soups, Soups, Soups situation? Did anyone get them a mobile kitchen so they can keep cranking out those soups? Because having the Library lecture me over defending it requires soup to soothe my soul and my leg.

Someone bring me soup.

[ FILTERED TO KENZI ]
And weed. Hi, friend.

Hello! Hope all is well with everyone. If anyone happens to come across an eye that looks like this in middle of the forest, please let me know!

Thank you!

[ FILTERED TO SNOWGLOBE OGs* ]
Hey, some of us are going to meet up at The Canteen tonight for bad decisions drinking wise and catching up on what we've all been up to the past year. If you're free, come out around 7, we've booked a nook over on the upper level under Snowglobe OGs.

[ooc; Everyone who started off in Dark Vallo last year!]

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY ]
With Dísablót approaching on the 31st, Lucifer and I will be using a controlled burn to bring the rest of my cottage down so that we may rebuild in its place. I think the Valkyries and my mother would have liked that, as we prepare the land for new beginnings.

If you'd like to join us in drinking and storytelling over the fire, please do!