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In light of the universe search history shaming us, I'm going to confess before it gets the chance to reveal my secrets.

I search words to make the search engine check my spelling. Because my spelling is shit. So if you see one with horrendous misspellings, I own it.

Try and search history shame me now.

HELLO it is me, NADJA here. Perhaps some of you have seen or visited the Night Market (it is a bit of a misstatement since they are open all the time but you know, BRANDING and all) or perhaps you are very curious. Either way, I, NADJA have some very important tips for you.

1. There is a hag, her name is Celestina or something like that, TOTAL BITCH. When you go by her booth, you spit on the ground and say 'Nadja sent me.' Women have to stick together, but when you are a hag named Celestina, you may ROT.

2. The Night Market will only allow for bartering (goods, services, your soul) or for spending gold, silver, gems, your left eye, things like that. But honestly, bartering is your best bet because OF COURSE someone will be like, oh no, I can't make change for 35 gold coins I may as well just keep the whole thing and then you are up the river of shit without a way to row.

3. NEVER TAKE THE FIRST OFFER. Put a very disdainful look in your eye and surmise that perhaps the goblins down the way would take less. Then huff, shimmy your bosom, and prepare to walk away.

4. If you are a human DO NOT GO ALONE. They can smell it on you and will be on you SO fast. Do not let anyone take you anywhere. There is a bandersnatch, that if you sneeze in front of him, he will think you are now a part of his harem.

5. It is so fun!!!!! There are so many things to barter for, and if you enjoy slightly offensive t-shirts you will be AMAZED!!!! Just be careful because you may accidentally purchase a cursed item and then, well, too bad for you.

If your name is Al or my darling cupcake kitten Catra or Peel you are in VERY GOOD LUCK because we are going on a field trip to the Night Market very soon!!! And you may pick out something as a treat.

The end? I still don't know how to end these fucking things. Goodbye?

End of summer Capture the Flag game? Sign up below if you're interested.

For any newbies here, this is not your average game. Powers and weapons allowed. Blood will be spilled. Glory and doughnuts to the victors.

edit: we also will most definitely need battlefield medics, so if you're a healer and want to lend a hand, let me know.

My dad once told me if I ever couldn't find my way home have family in every corner of the globe who'd see me right. Not sure if this place counts, but I might as well give it a crack - this is Ginny Weasley, any Weasleys or Prewetts out there? I'm taking a lot on faith right now

[OOC FYI - 'GW IS HERE!' in ten-foot high gold lettering is now hovering above Ginny until she and Ron meet up, because this is how Ginny rolls]

Save for the threat of bodily harm my bargaining and negotiation skills have never been the greatest. I have to go to the Night Market, I've only been there once before and it was an experience. Some people were bargaining with jewels and someone had a pair of cartoon socks. I'll never take tapping my card for granted again.

The Outlander coven meeting is this coming Sunday. If anyone wants to If anyone has interest in helping with coven coordination please let me know. Must be as awesome as Max, thanks

ENZO.
You're still here, right? I know you are, but maybe we could move up the time line of meeting up to go to the market today?

TEXTS TO BONNIE

» The house has been officially toddler-proofed.
» I'd say that calls for a celebration of some sort.
» I'm open to suggestions on what kind.

Have to say, taking care of three dogs, a cat, and a shapeshifting cat that seemed to have a lot of fun messing with me, while taking on a bunch of monsters that looked weirdly like pudding is exhausting. But I'd rather do that again they being forced to lie in bed, sneezing up toys that look like all my friends for the last day or so. Six One of them sort of looked like He-Man but was stretchy?

[Defense Team D*]
*Caitlyn Kiramman, Carol Danvers, Ciri, Cobb Vanth, Kate Bishop, Kratos, Sara Lance, Vi, Enzo St. John

My sist Adora's been telling me about how Team C have started having monthly dinners for team building, and honestly, that sounded like a great idea. If everyone's interested, I can organize something once I feel better. Maybe something after our next training session?

Now that the jello-monster siege has subsided, I suppose I ought to introduce myself. Enzo St. John, new arrival. Thrilled to be here, truly. Even with the barrage of angry creatures and magical mishaps.

I don't know what's more stressful, trying to wash exploded jello monsters out of your hair and clothes, or planning a birthday party for two year olds, that will have other two year olds adding to the chaos, or the man guy you thought you'd never see again after he was murdered show up. It should be the party, but these monsters are holding their own.

tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:

Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.

((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))