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Which one of you fucked with my ship? I put actual fucking wires in this thing and somebody comes along and cuts them? Bullshit. Should've made it run on pure vibes. Parrish, I'm gonna need some help. And before you ask, no, there isn't an owner's manual, smartass.


Also what the fuck is up with all the trash? Is somebody on strike?

[Filtered away from the Leadership Personnel]

Guys, I just saw Commander La Croix in the corridor. She was muttering about being locked out of the Reactor due too many "invalid" attempts or something. Who the hell is doing all this weird shit?

Someone left their footprints all over the grass in the Forest. The grass that, as it turns out, has very clear and obvious signage that says to not tread upon it. The grass that we work very hard to maintain to add to important things like the oxygen we breathe.

Do not step on it again, mysterious person. The surveillance did not catch anyone this time which is rather, but just do not.

All right, thank you.

None of y'all, at this point, will be surprised to find out that there are missing recordings at in front of the Labratory, along with the Upper and Lower Engines.

I really wanna put my money in it being a super elaborate prank because at least by the end of it all, it'll be a culprit we can all hate on together.