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[attached 1-minute video of an African Gray Parrot sitting on a tree branch, swearing up a storm while Kate intermittently giggles in the background]

Hey, does this guy belong to anyone? He might just be a stray or whatever the bird equivalent is of that, but I thought I'd check while he's chilling in my backyard. It's been a weekend of getting pets back, so I figure you never know?

[FILTERED TO BLACK WIDOW HOUSE RESIDENTS & SYDNEY CLARKE]

SO, Daud's translated-into-our-months birthday is tomorrow, and I was thinking we should do dinner over at the house. I'm planning on sweet-talking Yelena into helping me make pirozhki.

[PRIVATE MESSAGE TO DAUD]

Dinner tomorrow night? You're welcome to help cook if you want, but we're doing something for your birthday. You deserve it.