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[If you have search results you want to submit for the remaining plot, do so at this Google form.]

Yeah so, if any new Skrull or Kree pop in, guess it's kind of obvious after two days that we'd like to know? It's all with good intentions, I swear.



Which I realize is probably something someone with bad intentions would say, but here we are.

BILLY

You have to search Theodore Altman, babe.

I've been looking into the theater options here and it's come to my attention that there was a showing some time ago that was based on my family. Does anyone have a recording? The actress who played Wednesday appears to no longer be here.

Also, the network is showcasing why I prefer to find my answers in the library.

[ENID]

Are you feeling more yourself today?

So I've come to a realization that this is the second time I've apparently broke something from Vallo's crazy shenanigans and it always happens around this time of the year. I'm going to have to start bubble-wrapping myself or something prior to doing anything in future fall seasons or at the very least... try to ask Vallo to give us a fucking break.

But, I appreciate my colleagues replacing my beloved old water bottle with a new one with one that says Slaughter Bottle. I'm going to get a whole lot of uses out of this one!

[...] for hydration only.

I think I can speak on the strongest of authorities when I say that testing one's immortality will most assuredly render one's fiance upset.

I will also speak on the strongest of authorities by stating that the issue with a 'shampoo-conditioner-body wash' combination product is that the goal of the shampoo is the removal of oil, a source of moisture--the goal of the conditioner. Having the two in the same product renders one ineffective, usually, the conditioner. It is true that there are very similar ingredients in shampoo as in a body wash and I cannot truly argue that, however this also assumes that your hair and skin have similar needs, which may be entirely incorrect.

And please, please, please, do not use the product on your face, the skin on your face is far more delicate and sensitive than the skin of your body (fragrances included). Facial cleansers and moisturizers are formulated for skin types for a reason. When creating a skincare routine, start with cleanser and then layer product in order of thickness. If you have questions, come to the store where I will not only sell you glorious magical items that will astonish and amaze but also provide answers. I'm a full service sorcerer.

Who now, apparently, needs to figure out how to remove a condiment from feathers, Vax'ildan, darling.