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Right. So....

I beat Keith when we took the lions out this morning and when we landed he told me it was because, and I quote "the better pilot". And then he told me my hair looked good. Anyways, long story short I've got Keith in a holding cell in the Castle. He's fine. It's just debatable if it's really him.

Will the real Keith Kogane please stand up?

PSA: make sure you know the person you're handing off your kid to because Finn was taken by a total goddamn stranger in a copy of Teela's meatskin. Was it only a ten-minute kidnapping? Sure, but who gives a shit. Longest ten minutes of our lives, and Finn's fine, and I am waffling back and forth between 'it could have been worse!!!' and unfiltered RAGE and wanting to shred someone's face into ribbons. MY CLAWS ARE FRESHLY SHARPENED.




Anyway.

I'm not emotionally qualified to handle any of this without attempted murder but Real Teela and Adam talked to the culprit. It was some sad shapeshifting old lady. Some kind of authority, please go get her before I choose violence.

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