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Guess what! Since we have so many more kids than usual, Art of Expression is launching a special session of ART CAMP!!!

Instead of our usual signups, this time we're just doing show-ups! Starting this morning, kids from 5 to 12 will be with me in The Big Classroom at Cloud Recesses, and we'll have a super great time playing with all kinds of media, including paints and pastels and clay! There's room for all ability and experience levels, so if you want to make art, just come on up the mountain!

If you're bringing a kid, make sure they wear something they can get messy, and pack a lunch. If they need any special accommodations, just let me know and I will make it happen.

And if there are any kids who see this and want to come but don't have an adult yet, just pipe up! We'll find someone to show you the way here and make sure you've got a good lunch.

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Annnnnnnnnd any of our suddenly-teenagers need stuff to do (or our regular teenagers, for that matter), I wouldn't mind an extra hand child-wrangling, so like...hmu if you need extra activities. I already had like a half dozen regular Vallo moms and dads responding that they'd be coming when I sent the message out to our standard mailing list.

bro who can i pay to buy me cigarettes, NO one wants to sell them to me?? i have someone's wallet cash!!!

The evidence that is my still being here despite trancing once again leads me to assume that this is not some meditation-related hallucination. It seemed kind of unlikely since I do not know why this would be what my subconscious would create given it is very outside of my imagination, or so I would normally believe, so I suppose that leads me to the conclusion of that I am really here, this is actually happening, I likely was not kidnapped, and the Umavi is not here or else she would have managed to track me down by now and begun to lecture me about.

So now I am simply wondering, what now? I have not had free time before. What do people do when they do not have to attend class or meet with a tutor? I am open to suggestions.

Also, can I read these books in this house? There are a great many, though some are in odd languages.

Oh and hello. My name is Essek of. Sorry, that was poor manners.

What's this thing? How come it talks? If someone kidnapped me they're gonna regret it

FITLERED: FFXV
I know Abi's got the art camp going that we want to check out too but what else do you guys want to do? We can go see the Chocobos, or go down to Galdin?

Alright I've wandered about and remembered a bit more. I have missed the food. And the lack of horse shit on the street. And I suppose all the layabouts living on my train.

Or at least I would've missed those things if I remembered this place yesterday. Anyway, let's not talk about the eye patch, alright? I've felt sorry for myself enough for one day. Come by the club for a drink on me. Or a punch if that's more your style. I doubt I'll be here long enough for the matches to roll around.

Ok, yeah, so, I was told weird shit stuff goes on here and all that. I was ready for that. But, people have turned into kids, or old versions of themselves...and everyone is treating it perfectly normal? Is it normal? Should I not be concerned about this?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

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Hello, children? Any tiny children? No? No children? Great, the fucking filter worked. I've got a lot to process here; children are the antithesis of process, and fuck, you people have a lot of them.

Okay, right, introduce myself: I'm Avicenna, new person, from a crap world (like apparently a-l-l of you, holy shit) but alternate universes are also like, known so while my whelm is on the high side of 'over', I'm picking up what you're putting down, and I have about-- ten fucking MILLION questions but okay, this place is apparently "super amazing supportive and awesome" so I'll just go for this one: I don't want a free bagel (whatever that is); what I want are glasses so I can fucking see all of this weirdness. Do you guys do glasses? Free healthcare? What kind of utopia are we in exactly? Do I need to blow someone? Because I'll definitely need to see to do that right; we've got ourselves a real quagmire. I need details on your medical system and currency, thanks bye.

Also: your network is neat. I tried to break it three times and some autonomaton who called itself Deathface or whatever threatened to kill me, so, gearing up for time #4.

helLO

Doreein said that people I know arent here but I want to make sure. Can you say if you are

Will (best friend)
mama (mama)
Derrig (Will's dad)
Nel (Will's mama)
Berenie or Lita or Maeve

thank you



Also I climbed a tree and Dorein doesn't know yet so don't tell him okay?

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