vallo

Hello and good morning.

I need to find Lady Vex'ahlia de Rolo, please. She's my mother, and I was told that she's here.


(( ooc note: Gwendolyn is a tiefling! She looks like this, with red skin, horns, and a tail. I'm just using a regular PB for funsies. ))

Apparently past Vallo didn't get enough of me last time. Not that I can blame it, obviously.

GUILLERMO, NANDOR, NADJA + FILM CREW ASSOCIATES.

Is anyone awake? It smells down here.

I have no idea what's going on here but I know my little niece was with me and now she's not. I'll do whatever you want if you give her back to me. She's practically my little sister and my big sister will kill me if I lost her daughte

Please. I just want Monique back.

What's up fam??? This is craz-amazing. Crazing? Crazaming? Something like that. You, citizens of Vallo, can make my dreams come true by finding the following for me.

Also, sorry, those of the past, I'm Catrin. Okay, back to the list.

1. My crab Crobby. You can tell he's my crab because the following.
a. he is 3 feet tall and a CHONKY boy we love him
b. he's probably armored so like, probably the only giant armored crab around but hey IDK your life
c. might have a CHONKY frog on top of him who answers to Boggy

2. My Mum. You can tell she's my Mum because of the following:
a. she is a genius divination wizard answers to Professor Abernant (or Mum, or Adaine, again, IDK your life--except if you're calling her Mum you're either me or Bran, and like, if you're Bran, why haven't you found me yet?? oh wait, Greater Invisibility, duh)
b. she is GORGEOUS, we stan us a gorgeous genius.
c. Might be carrying a CHONKY frog who answers to Boggy.

3. Your animal pictures. They can be the following:
a. CHONKY
b. cute
c. furry
d. scaly
e. slimy
f. fishy
g. winged
h. all of the above.
i. none of the above.

Also, I know it's fall, but you all still need sunscreen, especially if you're doing anything on the water, because it reflects back. :*

What up bitches. God everybody looks so GOOD. Somebody give me a really tall drink with a sexy name. I'll french you for it.

Actually hold that thought. I need to raid my mom's tiny baby wardrobe cause she's been here like five whole minutes.

Welp. Didn't really account for ~Vallo Chaos~ for the pumpkin carving contest, but everyone's still welcome to come by tomorrow evening if you want/are able. I will accept photo submissions if you can't make it due to *gestures at everything*


JAMES

You ever feel like Vallo is just personally spitting in your face? Don't answer that, I already know the answer. How's Bird Boy?

Identical Texts to Leon Orcot, Revy Lee and anyone Henry obtained a phone number from during the Speed Dating Event

>>Hello?
>>I'm sorry to bother you.
>>I'm not sure where I am.
>>Or how I got here.
>>But I need to get home.
>>My Grandmother will be pissed if I miss school.

My fellow FK's, we came back just in time for Fight Club and we all know the October ones are the best of the whole year.

I expect all of my former kindergarten fight club aficionados to join in.

Graciela, don't expect me to go easy on you just because you're a tot right now.

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A friend of mine dug a hole in my garden and filled it with water.

I think he meant well.



So, what's up, past Vallo? I should have known when I woke up and didn't see my wife in existence here, Vallo was having some fun.