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[Texts to Adora (and Catra)]
» Shit. Fuck.
» I know I'm already late for work.
» Sorry.
» I won't be able to make it today.
» I've got a killer fucking hangover
» This strange woman showed up yesterday claiming that she was some other me's boyfriend?
» And I guess I didn't hallucinate it because I woke up and she was still on my couch not wearing any pants???
» That and apparently she thinks beer counts as breakfast and we're already two bottles in.

[Texts to Cullen]
» Hey, so, awkward question.
» How weird was it when you showed up here and Dorian had no idea you guys were married?

» Oh, right, I'm not coming in today.
» So don't wait up for me.

Reports of the hole in my chest have been greatly exaggerated. Maybe. I don't know what father and Lance told everyone. Just know it's going to be a really nice scar and I'm going to tattoo Jörmungandr around the jagged edges. Or get Ronan to do it because it's in an inconvenient location.

Thank you to everybody that helped out at the Sanctuary while I was uh, unconscious. I had a little something sent to you guys this morning! I'm on bed rest??? light duty for the next-- Freya, how long am I on light duty? Until the hole uh, fully heals, I guess. Which shouldn't take too long! Score one upside to my godly physique.

[OOC: Sanctuary volunteers that helped out with the animals and stuff during all of the Darkness & whatnot are getting a baked goods basket! Full of pastries and muffins and breads and a few cronuts. It was delivered by a very pleasant gnome woman who may try to become your new grandma.]

pretty sure i know the answer to this already but i figured it'd take a vote for validation: it's not cheating if you accidentally kissed some AU version of your dumbass boyfriend, right? my vote's no but fuck that's still weird.

Apparently, Alex decided Al's should be passed from Danvers to Danvers, so there's your newsflash: I've inherited an alien bar. That was a fun talk with the DOA yesterday.

Looks like it's in pretty good shape, and there's a solid staff of locals in place. But if anyone is in need of a part-time position, message me and I'll bring you in to work something out.

[FILTERED TO CATRA]

Hey. I was going through the back office here, and there's an envelope with your name on it. Let me know if you want to come down and pick it up, or I can drop it off on Adora's desk next time I'm at the DOA.

[FILTERED TO NATASHA ROMANOFF]

Let me know when would be a good time to start sending Kamala your way.

And I owe you an apology. I reacted to everything without thinking, and it wasn't fair to you. Hope you don't hold it against me.

So before it all kicked off, the charming Adora informed me that you guys had quidditch here. Which obviously begs two questions;

a) How did that work?
b) How can we make that work again?

[Ginny]
I'd ask you if you'd like to be involved in Operation Quidditch, but turns out you don't have a choice.

[Filtered to Jiang Cheng (and George Weasley), Carol Danvers (and Emmeline Vance), Lan Xichen and Temeraire]

My dear friends,

I cannot thank you both for the invaluable assistance you provided over the past week, but I hope I might make a start with dinner.

Lan Huan, Temeraire and I would be honoured if you would come to the Covert for dinner this Saturday at 6:30. If this time proves inconvenient, please do let me know when you can; I'm happy to change anything that needs changing, and please let me know any dietary restrictions you might have so that I may plan accordingly.

Gratefully yours,
Wm. Laurence