[Texts to Adora (and Catra)] » Shit.Fuck. » I know I'm already late for work. » Sorry. » I won't be able to make it today. » I've got a killer fucking hangover » This strange woman showed up yesterday claiming that she was some other me's boyfriend? » And I guess I didn't hallucinate it because I woke up and she was still on my couch not wearing any pants??? » That and apparently she thinks beer counts as breakfast and we're already two bottles in.
[Texts to Cullen] » Hey, so, awkward question. » How weird was it when you showed up here and Dorian had no idea you guys were married?
» Oh, right, I'm not coming in today. » So don't wait up for me.