vallo

OK this is not where I was expecting to end up and orientation is a bit of a joke. It's an info dump that ends with someone handing you some money and telling you where you can stay. I guess that's better than leaving you on the street to figure it out yourself.

Now if someone could help me find a rabbit to get a message to my friends so they know I didn't just bail on them that would be great. Thanks.

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This is for the person standing in line waiting for their coffee and eyeing that pastry while talking yourself out of it.

Don't. You'll change your mind, go back, and they will all be gone. Get the pastry and save yourself future disappointment.

I am unsure of what to write. This is more my sister's area of expertise than it is my own.

Hello, I suppose.

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I giffed myself.

( Once again, I, the player, just stole these from the internet so please suspend your disbelief )

They're real satisfying. Also, here's your woodworking tip for the day, sand everything BEFORE you put it together. All your boards. Just sand away. Otherwise, you put that together, you gotta get in all the little nooks and crannies, that ain't ever happening. Corners are real hard to do. Round things are hard too, so just cut the sandpaper into strips and act like you're shining shoes or something.

Bells Hells

Somebody was bragging about cars and metal and shit SO I SIGNED US UP FOR THAT RACE AND I'M BUILDING US A CAR. Here's what we need:

1. Figure out who is driving (me) (plus someone)
2. Create the pit crew.
3. Figure out what a pit crew does
4. Learn how to drive (me)
5. Craft a car
6. Name the car.
7. WIN.

[FILTERED TO CAROL'S FRIENDS & EMMELINE'S FRIENDS]

( message )

[FILTERED TO EMMELINE VANCE, KAMALA KHAN, MARLENE MCKINNON, WANDA MAXIMOFF, TONY STARK & PEPPER POTTS]

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So I drank the Kool-Aid and settled in a bit, but I have a few questions.

1. Is Athena here?
2. What's the deal with gods around here? Are they the vengeful types or the nice kind? Because I definitely hit Athena's parked ca-
3. What kind of sacrifice do you think Athena would like? I feel like burning a book in her honor would be the opposite of what she would want.
4. Is Vallo City kind of it as far as cities go? Haven't gotten a lot of clear answers on that.

Observations:
1. Don't mix your magical weed gummies with alcohol. That causes seizures and you might temporarily die?
2. The Vorerra are kind of jerks. Possibly evil? Unsure. Impeccable dress sense, kind of want a couple of their MILFs to step on me.

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Oh fuck all the way right off, Vallo. Buy two get one free is only acceptable with shoes and drinks, thanks.

Where's my Thursday Happy Hour options? I got cash burning a hole in the pocket and soberness to throw out the window.

[Texts to Eliot]

Hi. I saw that Quentin's here.

How are you?

Vallo saw fit to gift me the keys to Constantine's pocket dimension in hell that's shaped like his house. It's an old English manor that produces a new bottle of whisky every time you open the refrigerator, has a talking portrait of Aleister Crowley that may or may not contain his sould that won't shut up in the attack, and a giant wall of flames (hellfire?) out the front door.

Can one of you hell types come and tell me if I'm dealing with as it in Vallo? I'll pay you in whisky.

Natasha Romanoff

She didn’t have the time or the words to tell him what he meant to her, what it all meant to her.

WHAT: Natasha receives her main timeline memories.
WHERE: Black Widow House
WHEN: Thursday, September 1st; early morning.
WARNINGS: Reference to character death.
STATUS: Complete!
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[ late thursday evening ]

Some days I really wish the essence of Vallo or whatever would get a face I could punch.

[ DAD / TOR / PEPPER ]

Hey, so Vallo fucking sucks and shoved Mom's head full of memories. And I mean all of them.

She did the scrapyard thing. We did the scrapyard thing. Now I think maybe she needs the others, like, you know, the wine thing and the mead thing.