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[TEXTS TO TONY STARK & STEPHEN STRANGE]

» Alright boys, I've got a mission I need your help with.
» Seeing as you're both married people now.
» 👀👀

HI. I'm Abigail. I'm new.  I've been here just long enough to know that this isn't a hallucination and probably not a trap.   

I didn't use social media much back home.  I'm not sure what to put in an introduction, so, I'll skip to the big questions.  Can I trust the free housing and stipend?  Can I really have a life here?   Is there any way to make sure I don't get sent back to where I'm from?

Hey quick question, is Dracula around and does he drive a Lexus? Cause if he is and does, he's an asshole who doesn't know how to drive and he abandoned these cuties.

Does anyone know any vampire hunters? Who wants kittens??? I need to get them checked out by a vet though, so that's a tentative ask.

EDIT: I need the vampire hunter for DRACULA. NO ONE ELSE. HAPPY, NADJA?