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[MESSAGE TO EVIE FRYE AND SARA LANCE]

I am under the impression that it is you two I have to thank for getting me to hospital so quickly. I greatly appreciate your assistance, as does Edward, and I'm happy to say that I am nearly fully healed already. The medical sciences here are a wonder!

[MESSAGE TO EDWARD TEACH]

What will it take to get you off of The Revenge for an evening?

I have very terrible, terrible news for everyone.

Our dear, valued documentary crew member Alistaire Albeart Alisterr Alystre??? Al has announced that he will graduate.

He has lived a ...long? short? google please tell me how old are human lives today life. One of fulfillment and delight, as a member of our documentary crew, and he is very happy to be living out the rest of his days that way.

Your condolences may be sent to me, Nadja, and please, the more grandiose the better for me at this time as I am suffering.

A moment of silence for Al, and all who have graduated and will graduate in the future.




Now! If you were going to create a questionnaire for potential orgy invitees, what would you like it to ask? The standard questions of orgy experience, references, preferences, of course, but besides that!



Oh, by the way, eventually I will be throwing an orgy I should have led with that.

[TEXTS to ATREUS]

» Could you do me a favor?

[TEXTS TO LUCIFER]

» So.
» I think Maze ignored everything.
» And is pregnant again.

[...] little sounds when I touch the screen, that's really cool. Hah oh man, look now it's writing down what I say. Bubble Ziggurat Public Dorian Vermissitude Fireball Volcano. Fashion Poodle Glorious Ocean Lollipop. Wow, it got all that!

What? Oh, thank you! Yeah, I've been told that before. Really I think it's just a misunderstanding. Sure, I might be a pretty dwarf, but beauty's in the eyes of all the Beholders, you know? That's a saying. It means something about persp- Oh?

Uhm, I don't know what a movie is, but you mean you'll pay me to just take my shirt off? It's like the video they showed me inside? That was pretty amazing. Cool, cool. There'll be other people there too? Okay. Give me the address. Hah! Yeah, I want to be rich off easy work, man you get me. Thanks! I'll see you tomorrow!

Oops, forgot to turn this off. ... forgot HOW to turn this off. Ah hah, there's a SEND button, bet if I tap that, it'll [...]

Important questions for whoever's here:

If I have a note from my doctor, can I just not? With everything? How do doctor notes from other worlds work here? Do I need a new one or wait for him to show up to give me a new one?

Does this place have Mountain Dew?

Also.

Hey Hazel. (Not a question I know.)