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WHO: Pixie and Thor
WHEN: Tuesday morning
WHERE: New Asgard
WHAT: a magic accident

( And all hell broke loose. )

[ The camera flips on and you can see someone leaning slightly out of frame. Large wings sprout from her back. She appears to be speaking to someone before she pops back into frame and sticks her round face EXTREMELY close to the camera. She looks a little nervous and fidgets slightly. ]

Oh jingles! You're sure this will help me talk to people? Okay...um.

Hi! [ a small wave ] If anyone is seeing this, my name is Tinker Bell. Queen Clarice? Anyone? I don't know how I got here. .... Or where here is.

Raise your hand if all of your boyfriends officially have better facial hair than you. And one of them is a vegetarian pacifist now.

✋🏼😭

What is going on and who do we file complaints to?

Okay, what the hell is going on now? Raylan woke up claiming his name is "Joel", and I'm almost positive he's having a mental breakdown.

FILTERED: KEITH & SHIRO
sent earlier am
Are you both... you? The you's you're supposed to be? Please tell me you're the you's you're supposed to be.

[FILTERED TO AVENGERS + DEFENSE DEPARTMENT + EMME'S PEOPLE]

This new shitshow hit Emme. I knew she wasn't herself and when I called her on it, she flipped and attacked me. Cosmic energy fucked her up and she vomited up some sort of black sludge that's seriously concerning, then split. Might be possessed or something - I have no clue. But I don't break easily and she got through skin which isn't healing.

Keep an eye out. She's dangerous and I wouldn't be surprised if she hurt someone else. We need to keep her contained until this gets fixed.

If you find her, let me know immediately.

Well if it helps… I’m still me. Cobb is unfortunately not and woke up at my place extremely confused though very polite, …but I’m me and I’ll be down in the clinic if anyone needs some medical assistance and anti-anxiety meds ordered.

Okay.

So like we were totes just practicing my illusion class homework and supposed to make ourselves look like someone else, but not be someone else. But I think Mr. Thor and I screwed up because him and Mr. Jake and apparently a lot of other people still look like they should but are not like they should be.

Help?!?!?!

Hello. The nice man I found myself housed with showed me this. I'm not sure how I ended up here but I'm Amy.

I'm looking to see if any of my sisters are around? Meg, Jo, Be or my good friend Laurie.

I also have absolutely no dresses and could use some help there.