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Anyone here a professional at sharpening knives? Not "does anyone here own a whetstone." I can do that. I'm looking for one of those people who can see the edge in their soul and turn it fine as a cloud. A proper "Death and the Blacksmith" type.







This is your monthly announcement that I'm alive, Syd.

I have a coffin that I am setting ablaze next Saturday after tomorrow night at [address]. It is outdoors so dress accordingly because I don't care if you are freezing, you should have thought of that. There will also be liquor but please don't accidentally set yourself alight.

8:00 PM.