vallo

PSA: IF YOU SEE THIS CAT, REMAIN AT LEAST SIX FEET AWAY. ONLY PET IF APPROACHED.



I say this for the sake of your continued physical existence and mental well-being, people. Trust me.

Edit to clarify: Goose (the above cat) is with me right now, but she does do her own thing most of the time. She's friendly, just give her space to come to you, and you're good. She doesn't like to be surprised, and she has to judge you before deciding you're cool.

[FILTERED TO STEPHEN STRANGE, TONY STARK & LENA LUTHOR]

Which one of you want to help me create some sort of force field around Goose? And maybe some sort of giant holographic "BEWARE OF CAT" sign that comes out of her collar when someone gets too close.

[ FILTERED TO FRIENDS & DOA ]
Hey, so what do we need to do to change Shiro's name officially for DOA's records to Takashi Kogane?

Oh, the reception is sometime next month. Details coming.

[ FILTERED TO SHIRO, LANCE, & ARTEUS ]
Hope you guys are free for dinner.

So I just heard about an old vintage style movie theater that's been restored and having a grand reopening this weekend, which is fun. And the prices are really cheap so that's even better. Except it advertises it's going to only show "oldies" which would be great if they weren't counting Back to the Future and Thelma and Louise as oldies.

Really?

You can get your ticket, popcorn, and a drink for $5 though, so it's almost worth being called old over.

CALEB

I have a question for you, if you have a moment. It is not a bad question, in case that was unintentionally ominous.

JESTER

Hello, Jester. When I was feeling more forthcoming than usual last week, you had mentioned that you had some questions before I stowed away my phone and went into hiding. Now that I'm more myself, I wanted to see what they were, in case I had answers for you.

I am officially in 1101, which I guess was Carol's old apartment.

So if you want to find me, that's where I am.

This is Peter Parker, by the way.

Yeah ok bye.