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My day isn't even over and so far this is the list of things that have grown teeth and tried to eat me:

• The showerhead
• The box of Cap'n Crunch (ultimate betrayal, Vallo)
• My backpack
• That plant by the front doors to Morningside
• A post box
• My coffee
• My desk during chem class (thanks for the assist there Cobb!)
• The art sculpture in the library
• SO MANY BOOKS I HONESTLY FEEL BAD AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I HAVE RUINED SO MANY BOOKS
• A tree
• Sheet music (sorry again for completely destroying that, Eli, hopefully you can get another copy!)
• Three pens
• Two pencils
• My phone (sad). I am now using some ancient brick of a thing and it doesn't even have emojis :(
• One of my shoes
• The tv (sadder)

Seriously who do I lodge a complaint with because this is ridiculous.

Today, I learned that "fog machines" are a thing that actually exist. Here I was asking around for mages specializing in creating odorless smoke who wanted to make my Keep smoky for about 5-6 hours for Halloween. I know very little magic! For all I know, smoke mages could have been a thing!

Moral of the story is that modern technology is amazing and renting fog machines is a lot cheaper than I was expecting. I did manage to get a 25% discount, but even at full price it would have been reasonable.

Come to our party! Pretend the fog is magical and mysterious!

"I didn't know we had a dwarven pottery collection," I said, walking toward the beautifully painted dishware tucked into a cozy kitchen corner in Skyhold.



We don't have a dwarven pottery collection. Just so you know.

I don't know why I bother to

Community vote! I have to pick two mead flavors for our upcoming winter collection. Which one has to go?

Poll #8436 Winter Mead Flavor
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which flavor mead should be added to the lineup?