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Due to a first attempt with an overzealous electric razor and the insistence of an elderly professor with bad eyesight I am now his teaching assistant whom I believe he may have lost a while ago from the state of his desk and will be giving his pop quiz, whatever that may be, in History 203 on the Great Troll Rebellion of 1252.

I sincerely only wanted a bagel and not this madness.

I'm terribly sorry, but how is this month very nearly over already? I know it has much to do with it being the first month of the new semester, there being plenty of strangeness to distract from the day to day as per Vallo being itself, and time just being what it is, but -- how.

At least everything is autumn flavored right now. I know that I am not the first, nor will I likely be the last, to express appreciation for such things, but credit where it is due. Whitestone was missing out.

VERIN

Do you have anything planned for your day on Saturday?

A new feed bin is required at the Sanctuary.

UNTAMED CREW + GEORGE

Good morning to you all; I hope that this Monday is a start to a pleasant and wonderful week!

I was hoping to invite you all for a dinner at Lotus Pier this coming Friday. I know that it is not the greatest of advanced timing, but I hope that you will nevertheless join us! Please feel free to bring any who are dear to you that may not be included within this filter, as there will be plenty of food to go around. You are free to come by anytime during the evening, though I plan to serve dinner at 6:30.

I hope to all see you then! If you do have other plans, let me know and I will pack up some leftovers to bring you to enjoy at a later time.

Friends ((lol, it's Matthew, lbr here))

Hi friends,

( This is really long and might not make sense. )

1. Yes or no? A bar comprised entirely of whisky is dumb and you should probably introduce some variety in your life.

2. What's the best bakery in the city?

3. There's a photo of Lucifer screaming at a goat behind the bar at Lux, and he's dodging the story. I need answers. Someone here must have them.

4. The only correct answer to the first question is Yes.

Hey guys, let's fight.

How many toddlers could Gretchen realistically vanquish in no-weapons combat?

[Texts to Lucifer]

» Daaaaaaaad
» Stop imitating Pikachu