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Well, the weather's a bit zesty today, is it not? It's a good thing I look best slightly disheveled, but my saint's talisman got waterlogged so no healing for me or others today until it's less damp.

Anyone else caught out in this nonsense?

Holy Ruffles Chili Cheese it's blustery out there! We're really good, because we have a weather game plan, but every time something weird happens, it gives us a chance to reevaluate things, which is nice! If you're in the forest and got caught in the storm and need a rescue, I can help! If you're not scared of a giant boar. :)))))) But he's very friendly! You can tell how cold it is, because Bonesaw and Hatchet came right up to me when I went to put them inside and didn't even need extra snacks or compliments on being the best goats!

(please don't tell Cleaver or Gerald I tell them that, and don't tell Bonesaw and Hatchet that I tell the OTHER two I tell THEM that, this is a long con I'm playing on the goats and it's been successful!!!)

( These dorks are doing well too )

Once I do another walkaround, I'm going to reward myself with Apple Cider Donut Oreos and some white chocolate pumpkin pie with graham cracker crisps bits of deliciousness. Review to come but I'm hoping it tastes like fall in my mouth! Might even try them at the same time for double the awesome! I hope you're all doing okay!! Stay warm!!

In the interest of experimentation, I've been digging deep into Food Hybrids. I got introduced to the cronut which was really amazing but apparently there's so much more to choose from. Going to break it down here:

1. The Duffin - a cross between a donut and a muffin. Sweet and sticky and cake-like, injected with jam. Pretty good. Would order again.

2. The Cretzel - a cross between a croissant and a pretzel. They're brown, and apparently made that way by covering croissant dough in lye and sprinkling with salt. I think I'd just prefer a regular pretzel?

3. The Brookie - a cookie and a brownie combination. The one I had was a cookie topped with a brownie but apparently it can be the opposite too. This is a good combo though, even if it's so sweet I think I forgot it was supposed to be a breakfast food. Or is it? Maybe it's just dessert. Total sugar rush either way. I didn't blink for a few seconds.

4. The Donnoli - a donut and cannoli fusion. AKA a donut filled with cannoli cream, the sweet ricotta kind. Kind of reminds me of funnel cake. It's also very sweet but that's pretty much this whole list and I need to brush my teeth again.

5. The Wonut - a waffle and a donut (a waffle rounded and then fried like a donut). Why is everything bred with donuts? That brings me to my next experiment...

6. The Townie - a tart and a brownie. The brownie was really gooey inside the crispness of the pastry outside and I think this one is my favorite so far because who would have thought?

7. Finally, concluding my diabetic experiment with the pie shake - a milkshake with pie flavors, like blueberry or pumpkin or pecan. Though I also think it involves putting an actual slice of pie into a blender which, honestly, I completely approve of.


Which one is your favorite? Is there one I missed that I should try? I'd like to know for my data-compiling purposes. And for when it's less freezing outside, because that's definitely a temperature.

( And if you try telling me I'm stuck here, I'll kick your ass. )