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As I have no desire to be cataloged like a laboratory specimen and there is only so much conjuration I can do with limited components, I appear to be in need of gainful employment.

My skills include discretion, dedication, and dead air. I am able to start immediately.

- Eadwulf Grieve

10% off sale at WWW for anyone that's been hit with the latest occurrence of the strange and unusual, courtesy of Vallo.

Also, sorry to anyone that was around for that fight that happened in the store. Not an every day occurrence, promise.

[ FILTERED TO SETH BULLOCK; VIEWABLE TO FRED WEASLEY ]
Hey mate? Just checking in with you after that complete knockdown brawl you had earlier today. You okay?

WHO: Stephen & Lee
WHAT: While waiting for shit to hit the fan, they have a discussion and eat noodles
WHERE: Chakrabarti Clinic
WHEN: Backdated to the Maleficent thing
WARNINGS: Nothing particularly scandalous, no
STATUS: Complete

( So, are we really dishing historical gossip about ourselves during this? )

So I guess Vallo felt like it needed to unleash me on the community with a dick. You can thank it and a very pushy salesman for making me wish I had some of that sweet male privilege so I could avoid 'Where's your husband?' questions.

I'm not impressed, but use it while I got it, right? Who wants to experiment?

WHO: Dr. Strange & Eadwulf Grieve
WHAT: A diligent tea shop interview - j/k he's not picky
WHERE: Looking-Glass Teas
WHEN: Today
WARNINGS: Nah!
STATUS: Complete

( i do whatever it takes )