vallo

well this is bullshit

y do i look like some rich asshole tourist

I know people are raging out and turning into puppets right now which is so on brand for this place I'm actually having a moment about it, but! We have stuff to help at the Apothecary. Room sprays which make your place smell good and calm your Hulk moments - lavender, sandalwood, and chamomile to name a few and it's legit because scent relaxation and mood lifting is real. Your nose can do some wild stuff for your body and you don't even need magic for it! Everything comes in candle form too, FYI.

Also I don't mean to sound like Brenda with the essential oils pyramid scheme; I'm not saying this will cure the common cold, I'm just saying it all helps your pillowcases not smell like sweat.

Oh! And if you're friends with my merm bestie, Cleo, please know that her birthday is April 19th so I'll be throwing her a pizza party at Dough Bros that night. It's really tiny so we'll probably just end up taking over the place and having fun. Come by around 7 if you want to celebrate Cleo!

ETA:

If cute animal gifs and pictures (spontaneous joy??) help you not be a puppet, ( click here! )

i am grateful for the opportunities that vallo has afforded me
but this continues to be utterly ridiculous

what the fucking fUCK

i'm not even supposed to be the angry one 🤦‍♀️

stupid porn elf

Quick question: what the fuck?

[OOC: Luther just arrived yesterday. Yes, I am this mean to him. Hargreeveses, please feel free to assume you've seen him by now or that you haven't, whichever is funnier your preference.]

And here I thought I’d get fucked over. How’s being a doll like?

My baby was too mad at closet door for not opening. Now Shayba is little yarn doll. I think she is still very cute! Is good, because I think she may be yarn doll for some time. She is still acting very angry, and kotenok must calm down and not be murder-mad before she is changing back, yes?

( Luau! )

WHO: Catra & Adora
WHAT: First official date
WHERE: A park in the city
WHEN: Backdated to Saturday, March 27th
WARNINGS: Some mentions of sex but nothing terrible
STATUS: Complete

( Want a quickie? )