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Celebrating my 19th birthday in a weird alternate reality was never a plan. Shocking, I know. It's extra weird that it was just, like, summer when I got here almost a month ago, but I guess I'll take it.

So, fellow outlanders, in prep for tomorrow, where's the best place to celebrate a birthday around here.

Follow up, completely unrelated question: favorite running spots?

Hey, folks: Tag! is now open for business. Download the app here and get to making friends or scheduling hookups or whatever else you want to do.

On registration, you'll see the opt-in/opt-out on surprise dicks along with the age, gender, and location filters. If any of you feel called to test the limits of the dick recognition software, please do so (with the consent of other participants) and report your results for us. Make passionate use of the bug report feature if anything doesn't work right for you, and feel free to reach out to me or Murderbot if you have ideas for features we could add.

Finally, for the love of whatever gods, monsters, lawyers, guns, or money you hold sacred, remember that this is a hobby project and Murderbot and I both have real jobs, so we may not be able to instantly implement fixes or features.

SOS I need someone to come be my photographer and take thirst traps of me. Actual photographers, welcomed. Pervs, go home.

Honestly not the first time I've hopped worlds or otherwise fell through a portal, but it's definitely the first time I've been dead and then am suddenly not dead (checked my pulse and everything, got a heart rate, etc). Did I somehow redeem a Get Out of the Afterlife for free card or something? Gotta admit I was kind of getting used to not having to pay taxes or wonder where the hell my lost dryer socks went.

Hey, I'm Neal. New here. Thanks for the rundown, Dead-on-Arrival people. The post below mine is about a dating app so I'm glad that's a main thing after being kidnapped. I guess some things never change.

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MARCH 7

JIANG CHENG & GEORGE WEASLEY
"You’re lucky I’m not dressed for burying a body."

LOTUS PIER TOUR | PG (SOME GLOOMY TALK)

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FRIDAY NIGHT

ROZ WALKER & SABRINA SPELLMAN
This isn't reality, Roz. Magic won't work here like that. Miracles won't work here.

SPELLMAN MORTUARY | BATTY BAT PLOT

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