Hey, Real Vallo. I hope this is real, anyway. Thanks for the welcome. It's a lot nicer than the last one we got.
Full disclosure: I'm not exactly human. I'm part human, part typhon. Mostly that doesn't matter; I look human 90% of the time. If you pop in on where you expect me to be and see what your brain will probably interpret as an unnatural tentacle-spider-thing about the size of a big dog, though, that's normal, please don't hit me with a pipe wrench. Also, if I get startled I tend to quickly mimic a nearby object to hide. Mugs are a favorite. And for any of you who go around hearing thoughts, mine will probably just sound like white noise on the radio to you? It's not that I don't have thoughts, they just don't work like human thoughts unless I'm deliberately communicating with humans.
Anyway, I hear I need a job, so where's the science happen around here? Ph.D. in neuroscience, PE licenses in computer and mechanical, most of my work's been in R&D, and all my references are dead. [Filtered to Snowglobe OGs]
Everybody doing all right? [/filter][Filtered to Gretchen]
Wanna be roomies? This apartment is too big.[/filter]