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FJORD
HI. So I have a question. What does your December 5 look like?? 😊

CASSANDRA
Hello! I know you've probably had a lot going on, so I didn't want to bother you, but I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get together soon. I want to hear what you thought about the book! Good or bad, I want it all. 😄😄

LANCE LADIES.
Do either of you have any interest in a Lance Family Thanksgiving of some kind?

I can be accused of being overly confident about many issues, but I am not so obtuse as to pretend as though I know everything about this world. Here is a list of things I don't understand, please, someone or multiple someones take pity on me. I promise I am a very diligent and dutiful student.

1. What are all of the little pictures used for? 🧐🙈 appear to be my only choices for faces missing an eye, how do I remedy this? And a follow up, who specializes in functional but also decorative eyepatches? People look anyway, might as well add to the aesthetics.

2. The microwave has different buttons for what I presume are different types of food. How does it know the correct time for these different foods, and why only these foods and not others?

3. Why is the pineapple the only fruit that is a choice for pizza? Is this short-sighted, intelligent, or a travesty?

4. The small umbrellas in alcoholic drinks--why?

5. Tranavia has none of these movies or television. We have also been engaged in a centuries long war (that I do not mind recounting because I like history and battles but I imagine it is very long and dull to others) and as such what we watch are plays that are very...bleak. And political, if one Lord's daughter has a larger role than another's, forget it. They once had to stop a play so that there could be fisticuffs, and then the play resumed and five hours later we are still watching a play. My question is, what do I start with watching that will make me not wish I was watching The Eight Hour Play, Ostyia You Cannot Start the Applause in Hopes of Ending It?

6. Half and Half is half of what and the other half is what?

I think this is all for now, but surely I will come up with others.

When you're randomly going through your day and suddenly realize - oh hey, it's been two years since I showed up here. Which is also the longest I've been in one place since starting this whole dimensional travel thing.

How odd. I can feel that my brother is not responsible for any of this, but it's passable for something of his design. More than just passable, actually. Like someone saw one of his worlds and drew it from memory. Someone powerful enough that they were able to bring and keep me here like this.

Hm.


I need a spa day after this. Or just a very good masseuse.

Been doing some research, my loves, on appropriate songs to listen to this time of year, and I've got to say, a lot of them could stand some key improvements. But don't worry, Gideon Nav is on it, like Diego's on a clothes sale for goth toddlers (and by that I mean he wears shirts for toddlers; have you SEEN how tight they are?). But I digress. This whole Christmas thing has me on a real creative jaunt. I hope you enjoy.

( The Twelve Days of Christmas: The NAVtivity Edition )

Today I came across a very informative video about reptiles, particularly their tongues. I've learned quite a bit

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