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There seems to be an infestation of bats that assumed residence outside of Morningside. And no, I am not talking about the decorative ones that were there previously. Although, those seem to have vanished so one can infer the two incidences are related.

( FILTERED TO JACOB. )

Well, isn't today an exercise in patience in the face of calamity? I'm going to have to bring extra Flames of Our Lady to Gilmore's shop today, for our daily 'goss sesh.'

Also, if you see ( this lummox )

Please do not be alarmed. He now belongs to Atreus and they've already hit it off splendidly, as I knew they would when I wandered into the animal rescue facility and said 'please show me the biggest, dumbest canine you have available for adoption.'

The happiest of birthdays to you, Atreus. I'll share shots of Flames of Our Lady in honor of you, with anyone who comes by the shop.

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, at what point in time is it important to start getting concerned about the number of things that may or may not be following you?

Like I went to get my morning bagel from Glenn and then my morning pie from Bitty, and then my morning frappuccino, followed my morning breakfast burrito, and lastly my morning milkshake and now....

( I made friends? )

Nothing to worry about!!! :))))))))))))) They're not DOING anything, just hopping along, or shuffling. Just wondering!!!

MORE importantly is our SUPER awesome Halloween celebration at the Barns tomorrow!!! It's going to be SO great you guys, the animals are REALLY excited to see you, we're doing crafts, we have AMAZING fiber arts, SUCH good products, and I'll be giving out candy and compliments because sometimes we need both. :)

Three days out from Halloween and I can't seem to get in the spirit. It's usually one of my favorite holidays. But this year, I don't know. I miss my friends. Except Lydia, since she's here. But everyone else.

[Filtered To Laurel Lance]

Hey. I know we haven't talked much, but I wanted to see how you're settling in?

I know adjusting to this place can take a bit. Plus, you know, the whole alternate universe version thing, and coming back from the dead.

I'd like to get to know you a little better, if that's alright with you.

Want to get lunch sometime?

This is not cool. Machines are NOT meant to be doing this. Just... no.



[Murphy]

Are you okay?

What the hell? The muffin I had for breakfast tasted like crap. And the sandwich I had for lunch tasted like crap. And just now, I tried to eat a Kit Kat, and it tasted like crap. And by 'tasted like crap' I mean tasted like pea soup.

Is this some kind of weird thing that happens in Vallo?

Uh...wow. My name is Luke and I can't believe I have my own phone, it's pretty cool. Anyway, has anyone seen the rest of my band? Julie, Alex and Reggie? Are you all ghosts too?

I'm drunk, right? I've gotta be drunk. Either that, or Athena's really gone to town on the holovids. Pretty sure I just witnessed a murder with whatever the Hell happened to that Tim Burton movie. You don't just get to do that to a classic.

No, wait, this is a joke, isn't it? Ha ha, very funny. Spike my beer with nanobiotics and make me think I'm seeing creepy forests and spooky mist and hearing wolves howling off in the distance. It's that time of year, after all. You should know by now it takes a lot more than that to scare me... and you could at least have given me some goddamn candy first.

...Moira? Can you hear me? I'm done with whatever s**t you're pulling on me now. You can wake me up.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 27

ADAM PARRISH + RICHIE TOZIER
"But he was new at this so he imagined the response from Yoda Adam would be SUCK IT UP AND TAKE A TYLENOL"

THE FARMERS MARKET | PG (THERE'S A FART JOKE)

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If you got a cowboy skeleton Halloween decoration thing, it's having a joy ride through the city. It's also missing its head now.

And boot. Lasso. Hat. I'll give those back.