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If you've a need to punch out your fears, Fight Club is rapidly approaching this weekend, the 17th. If you're interested in participating, stop by this week to sign the waiver.

We also have an expansion on The Underground to officially unveil - a training room for enhanced visitors. Everything has been built, magically enchanted and tested to withstand nearly* any strength level and power thrown at it, so those of you with a tendency to bring down walls and burst punching bags are welcome to safely spar and train here. The first visit is free, and then standard membership fees apply.

*Kratos tested, but we'd prefer if you didn't bring down the whole block around it trying to best that. Neighbors might complain.

[DIEGO, SEREFIN, JACOB]

Would anyone like to explain what that was about?

[SARA LANCE]

I can make myself available for punching and/or alcohol, if you could use the company.

Just putting some feelers out here. Would anyone be interested in a football game? Anyone is welcome to join in and you don't need any experience. We can teach you how to play.

[Private to Danny Williams]

You don't get to say no.

I've been here for a little while now. I'm think I'm starting to get settled. It's definitely a pretty big change from what I'm used to back home, but I like it here.

I've signed up to work with the defense teams with the DOA, but I wouldn't mind having some other form of employment. I've got experience as a mechanic, or I can teach self-defense classes.

Also, I'm trying to learn more about the traditions here. Would anyone be interested in looking for a Halloween costume with me? We have nothing like it back home, so I don't really have a frame of reference.

Is it possible to die of ice cream overconsumption? Because fuck if I haven't eaten a gallon of this rocky road by myself in less than two days. And I, as a result, feel like I might be dying.

VAX

Hey, you. I saved you a spoonful.

PERCY

Perc?