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Alas, Gideon the Hot was felled by a creature of meat and sinew and teeth, did I mention the fucking TEETH? I don't know how long the whitecoats are going to keep me in bed; I broke ummmm we'll go with A LOT of things. ON THE TEETH. Don't recommend it. At least I took one out. Dinosaurs, MORE LIKE WHINE-O-SAURS.

Did I mention I got the good drugs? Gideon got the good drugs. Friends, if you have not been eaten, visit. I am awash in a sea of self-pity, and I could use a tender bedside manner. The doctors here won't even let me do push ups because I'll "TEAR" something.

And someone needs to watch my ghost cat. He's liable to get lonely.

[ posted is a quick video of a chaoyangsaurus jumping around and eating food from ryuji's hand, the dinosaur appears to only be a few feet head to tail. ]

I think he likes me!

[FILTERED: DOA & DOD & DINO VOLUNTEERS]

Ray's scouting mission was only partial success, we were able to locate the general area and get close, but couldn't pinpoint it exactly and had to run very, very fast tactically retreat to avoid being eaten spotted.

We'll need to lead a much larger team with more heavy hitters, and be aware that heavy magic use seems to be a no-go for now, Nyx had issues on that end. People that are very durable strongly recommended, as there seems to be a very dangerous dinosaur that made my life flash before my eyes when I sa that can stealth very well.

We have something of a map for reference, and once my arm has been banda I'll start compiling documentation for the different dinosaurs I've identified thus far and their general locations (though quite a few of them roam) to help.

Well now. What a way to treat a lady.

Name's Calamity. So there I was, minding my own beeswax and looking good doing so in the first alternate dimension I got dragged into, when suddenly here I am, in a new dimension, in some thick woodsy area surrounded by varmints. I ain't no catalogue woman, people. I like to be asked before I go anywhere.

Nice little place you got here. Well - less nice now with the raptor guts splattered all over it. Turns out that pack had their very own little extinction event courtesy of my very best manners. So will you if you're going to be precious about things. I don't like to waste my time or my bullets, so I'll be quick: where's B.O.B., why am I here, and how do I get back?

WHY are there giant flying monsters in the sky? Why are people getting almost EATEN by these things.

I thought this place was supposed to be safe.

I am hiding in my room and I am not coming out until this over and if that makes me a coward, so be it.

I stole your sword Geralt and I am not sorry.

Just a reminder as things get more crazy around here, if you are injured, don't try to be tough and carry on. Come see us at the clinic or let us come see you wherever you are, so you can start healing properly right away. And remember, now is not the time to play out your Jurassic Park fantasies.

Stay safe out there, everyone.

At least neither of them will I would like to be of some service after what I read was quite the predicament. Should anyone need me to go on food runs for them or bring some form of entertainment, let me know.

BOYD'S EMPLOYEES.

There isn't a lot of structural damage from yesterday, but the place is out of sorts. No shop work today, but if you have some free time to safely swing by and put things back in order with me, I'll pay you for your time. Do not feel obligated if a goddamn dinosaur is running around downtown again. If you're already offering a hand to the defense department, they take priority.

TOPH.

That doesn't mean you. I heard you got hurt so take a day for yourself, and I'll bring by something later. I also promise I will file away all the coffee complaints in the correct place on your behalf.

( FILTERED TO THE GANGSEY )

Texts to Allison
--Not to be overly alarming
--But I think Claire and I are being stalked by dinosaurs.

Your communication devices are strange, though I will make them work with my frame to make that much smoother functioning, though, this is far less annoying than Ordis.

Venari isn't too happy to be here, I am unsure of what is making him so unnerved, but this is not the Plains of Eidolon. As so helpfully explained, but it reminds me of what they once might have been.

Earth has changed so much over time.

I am Khora and I am Harper, my Kavat is Venari. I would say it is a pleasure but, it is an interesting side trip.

I wish to let the Hargreeves know that their angry man-child of a brother is at the clinic.

He also wishes for a Dolores to not visit him because she will complain, but a Nigma is welcome because [...] formulae? He will die of overwork, you know.

[Dean.]

Clothes and boots for the park. Help.

Teach me E- Walmart.