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In an unsurprising turn of events, I have become a cougar overnight.

Not the literal kind, but the kind where it makes your relationship look not great. Anyone else shift back to the right age for the right time yet? Taking bets on who is next.

Incredible how this strange device allows me to understand your strange language where I could otherwise not read it before. You really are a smart bunch, aren't you? I knew humans were not quite getting their due.

This place could use some redecorating, the walls are a little drab.

So this thing is pretty handy. It's like a Pipboy only for talking to people. So with that in mind, instead of hitting up anywhere I can find for work, I figured I'd put it out here.


Dean, Mercenary for Hire
( List of available services )

I'm here to do dirty work but if it's too dirty be aware that I may come after you instead. I get the job done but I have lines I won't cross. I will not harm or kill a child so don't even ask. If you lie to me about the reasoning about why you want something done and it's not for a VERY good reason, please see the first sentence in this paragraph. If you renege on payment I WILL find you and I WILL get paid somehow. Don't go this route. No one wants this. Especially you.

My dog will be with me no matter what job I do. This is non-negotiable. I will be armored. I see no reason for this to be a problem but if it is, let me know. I'll decide if it's worth it. If you're short on funds I do accept goods and services in lieu of cash. We can talk details, just let me know up front.

APRIL 18

RONAN LYNCH + MATTHEW LYNCH
BB!BROS GO CHECK OUT A SPECIAL TREE AND BOND
MOSTLY FLUFF | COMPLETE

( It’s me and you, no matter what happens. )

APRIL 20 | LATE EVENING

ADAM PARRISH | Narrative
First of all, don't panic. Second, don't panic. Third, don't get angry.

The Barns | RATING: PG

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Anyone here pro Monday night drinking?

This place is freaking insane. But it's pretty sweet. No one watches their wallets.

Zero decent pizza so far though. Where do you go for the good stuff, or does Weirdo Magicville just have suck pizza?

Hey does this place take requests? Not from your hometown but if you want like, Darth Vader or something to show, can you snap your fingers three times near a crystal thing?