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Hey. I know you've been here a while, so you probably have a place to stay, but some kids asked if we want to stay with them? They seem nice, and they have a whole place of their own. And they've dealt with some of the kinds of stuff we did, at home. Their names are Eddie and Bill, and I think their friends were Eddie, Stan, and Bev, they said? I might have missed some.

They said we can come look at it if we want? If you want to stay where you are though, that's cool too.
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So people have to go to school here? How does that work? Don't people learn different things in different worlds?

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Ashtray us, where are you? No, device. I said ashtray us not ashtray us. You, boy, why does this device not understand, I am speaking clearly. It is writing down everything I say. I do not trust this magic. I will find him myself. Device, turn off. Turn off. No, boy, I will not break another. But I will send-

I've been up for under two hours and have already dropped, spilled, or broken eight different things. Pretty sure that's a sign to go back to bed. Anyone else having a shitty morning?

Cheddar cheese sticks dipped in strawberry yogurt: Six months ago I would have said it was disgusting, and now I can't stop eating it.

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wut?

Will someone kindly point me in the direction of the nearest Slim Jim? Please and thank you.