vallo

It's too late to just go back to bed isn't it?

All right. So I guess being here a bit, I can redo my introduction. The name’s Ash Williams. Come from Elk Grove. It’s a shit place with shit people. Except for like three of them. Figure if I have to get a job, I better figure out what kinda hardware stores you got here. And if you guys have to do applications still in this place. Cause I don't have my list to help me remember start dates for my previous jobs.

I'm used to strange and unusual things. But getting pulled into a whole new city? It's all new to me. Are we really supposed to just settle in and live normally or is there more to it?

This is perhaps the oddest thing to happen, but I overheard a few locals complaining about it which caught my attention. It appears a swarm of Cucco have appeared. According to the locals they look like what is called chickens, but please do not be confused. Cucco are highly aggressive, and if they've swarmed it means something's angered them. These birds are very hardy, and can do quite a bit of damage, despite not looking like it. I would advise to leave them be, as going after them would only anger them more. I'm watching to see if they'll settle and perhaps if they do I could use a hand corralling them.

If we can find a place for them that would be highly appreciated. They lay eggs so they could be used for that and generally once they're in a coop they're less aggressive.

WHO: Anders, Hawke, and Dan
WHAT: Justice comes out to play, Dan comes to put him to sleep so he doesn't burn down the building
WHERE: Anders and Hawke's apartment
WHEN: After this
WARNINGS: Nothing too bad
STATUS: Complete

( Then, the spirit blinked, which was odd. Odder still, it yawned. )

( posted is a picture of this cat )

this cat's been following me around all morning. he's pretty cute, does he belong to anyone?

What in the name of Lady Gaga...Is temporal Whiplash a thing? I'm pretty sure it's a thing now. One Crisis at a time thanks. And no government I will not be telling a random one what I am wtf

It's been pointed out that I may have been, to use Hawke's words, "an ornery shit" lately. If you've found yourself on the receiving end of an uninvited lecture about how everything is terrible and needs to be set on fire then consider this both an apology and an open invitation to indulge your preferred vice at my expense; some conversations are much easier in person.

New people: Hello! Welcome to Vallo. You might be really happy to be here and that's great. If not, then you're not alone, and we're working on a solution. Let's talk.

This is not at all what I had expected in my research. But it is fascinating, nevertheless.

It certainly presents unique opportunities.

How very quaint.

I would like it noted that I am in no way pleased by this nonsense and that there is a very small but competent and powerful woman who will be quite cross to find that I have been kidnapped to some other world.

But I suppose introductions are in order. Dorian Pavus, formerly of Minrathous and presently of the Inquisition. Someone please tell me there is wine.

There needs to be a sign, right when you teleport in, that says THIS IS NOT THE AFTERLIFE so people don't freak out.

Saturday night mission. I need an all you can eat buffet. Preferably one that has waffles. Anyone interested in coming to find the best late-night dining?

Hey. So. Uh I'm getting drunk. You guys wanna come or what?