vallo

Ah- Hello. Valentine's Day is approaching, as all of the pink and candy has reminded me. So much cand

Chastity's Nook is offering a "Blind Date With a Book" promotion. Order one for yourself or a friend or even someone you just think could use a chill-out night, it comes with a mystery erotic novel (we are queer-friendly, there are little flags on the brown covers so you can pick a preference), a candle for atmospheric relaxing, and what I am told are bombs for your bath.

I do not understand that last one as much, but I am assured they are fun and popular. Can be ordered and delivered via fey cat, just send us a private message.

Nursey was better at We are also looking to add a full-time employee onto the staff, Beauregard has been helping us fill in but she has another job and other commitments as well. If you like books and are not a prude and need a job with good pay, please submit your resume to either me or Jester and brace yourself for the interview.

Vallo takes and takes and takes lately.

So that was fun. I figure I might as well make this announcement now before something else starts attacking and ruins the moment.

For anyone who doesn't know me. Hi. Tony Stark. Billionaire, philanthropist, genius inventor. (It's not ego if it's the truth.)

Attacking monsters and evil fairies who interrupt my wedding plans aside, Vallo has been extremely good to me, and I have decided I want to contribute back to it. Help make it an even better place for everyone here. I'm here today to announce the creation of Stark Industries Vallo. The focus of SIV will be to give back and make the community here the best it can be. I have a few projects that are currently in the very early planning stages, but our number one priority will be building a new state of the art living facility. It'll have both magical and technical security features to make sure it's always safe, run off of clean energy, and quite a few other features I can't announce just yet.

Obviously, this is a huge undertaking in itself, with a lot of other projects on the horizon as well. If you have any interest in helping, reach out to myself or Pepper and we'll set up a meeting. If your background is in science, magic, construction, philanthropy, whatever - we want to hear from you. You want to help Vallo, we'll find a way to assist you in doing so through SIV.

There's a community about two miles west of the Crossed Quills that could use some medical help. They have a local healer, but there's more injured than she and her student can deal with on their own. We were able to take out the things, but we weren't quite fast enough to prevent all injures. If anyone noticed a distrubance in time, no you didn't.

I'm Jayce. I was in the middle of something incredibly They mentioned my friend Viktor was here, but that he might still be in the hospital, so if anyone happens to know anything more specific, I'd appreciate the information. I'm not against examining these waypoints first but I'd like a closer look at them before I start using them.

Does anyone know who made them? I'd like to set up an appointment with them if at all possible. And a dozen other appointments with the inventors and magic users that helped build this city, it's incredible.

tw: discussion of pregnancy in comments

Things I didn't miss:

Nearly burning down the house trying to make a Thanksgiving dinner.

Things I am missing:

Black Friday. I need new boots and do not want to pay full retail thank you very much.

((pls to ignore the tag dump on this))