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Oi!

Can anyone give me an explanation of what the fuck is going on that doesn't involve being kidnapped into a magical fairy land?

Well isn't this something. How far-reaching is this network, I can't seem to get communications going beyond this little bubble and Knowhere was decidedly not the place I expected to wake up as I'd just left it behind.

Is anyone missing a baby rodent that nestled into my hair and tried to steal my breakfast?

Does Vallo have a dedicated cave rescue crew?

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Ok...I've heard of pineapple pizza, but what the hell is this?!

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I'm being serious. Is this a thing in this time line?

GUARDIANS.

At the DOA right now. Peter landed in a tree and angered some squirrels. He's getting registered, but has no memory of being here before. [...] We also found a cage from the High Evolutionary's ship by a Waypoint, full of those baby raccoons. They're alright. Terrified, though.

Patrol's been productive.

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Haha, Vallo. Very funny. There's a glitch in the notifications again, nerdy tech people.

Who has eyes on Torunn? James? Grandsprogs?

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ROCKET & NEBULA.

I feel like I know the answer to this question considering everything that's happening, but I also need to ask this question to tell myself I have crossed off every possible explanation from the list.



You guys didn't steal a small green child and plant them in my room by any chance, did you?

We were skipped last year, but we woke up today to a tiny Natalia Rogers demanding our immediate attention. The pack is pretending they're not in love, and at some point we'll think about not having weapons everywhere before it's too late.

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I am Harrow the First, the Reverend Daughter of Drearburh, Ninth Saint to serve the King Undying, you cannot keep me in a b I am Harrowhark Nonagesimus of the Ninth House. I appreciate the bed but I shall not need it any longer as I am recovered from my [...] previous ailment.

Just how many of you are dead? This place reeks of it and the thanergenic levels are higher than I would have expected with how much thalergy is here as well.

Is it always this bright?

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Uh, not sure what's going on here and I'm figuring someone fucked up with magic somewhere along the line, but...

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[ooc; The baby in hand is much younger and Asian, but same vibes! Posted right after this and breakfast.]

I don't know what happened to the morning. I meant to give an update earlier and it's - oof, it's been busy. Let's cut to the chase: we've got network issues.

We ran diagnostics on all the DOA equipment and there are no physical issues. The notifications list sent out yesterday was false - I believe everyone was accounted for (and is presumably still accounted for, please let me know otherwise). Scanning shows no standard viruses but there's something bleeding into the comms scrambling codes and throwing down firewalls. All this is strictly affecting Outlander communications, and while we've had issues with cybersecurity in the form of released history searches and faulty filters, we can all probably agree that yesterday's list felt like a personal attack.

We suspect the influx of chain letters received the other day is part of all this too. I'll be honest: I'm not sure they're supposed to be a joke, or an omen.

If you're experiencing any additional issues, please report them here. We're trying to track everything to find a source - and a potential culprit. Please be aware of any suspicious e-mails, messages, and links sent your way. If you're not sure about something, ask.

The tech division here at the DOA isn't what it used to be, so if anyone's got experience with online programming/security/hacking/literally anything beyond Googling, come see us. If anyone's got an in with techno-pagan covens, reach out. We don't want what happened yesterday to become a norm. The risk of cardiac arrest will sky-rocket.

I'm told this is where I should ask about this, but if anyone sees this guy around, I'll pay handsomely for information leading to him.

Don't kill him. Or I'll kill you.

Thanks.

Oi! Vallo! What kind of fecking nonsense is this?! Don't go around telling people I'm gone when I'm not! That's rude!

what the hell give him BACK! he's my it's not fai he's supposed to approve my spooky music list for all of you freaks.