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I am Harrow the First, the Reverend Daughter of Drearburh, Ninth Saint to serve the King Undying, you cannot keep me in a b I am Harrowhark Nonagesimus of the Ninth House. I appreciate the bed but I shall not need it any longer as I am recovered from my [...] previous ailment.

Just how many of you are dead? This place reeks of it and the thanergenic levels are higher than I would have expected with how much thalergy is here as well.

Is it always this bright?

I was just with Dorian. We'd been back from camping for maybe an hour before I stopped in the office to pick some stuff up.

He can't Everything is so wrong back home and I don't even know if he's safe or if What if he's I can't do this ag

This is fucked.

[Mike Wheeler]

Whatre you doing?

[Syd]

Vallo just dropped a grand in my bank account. How do you wanna spend it?

( It's not a minivan, but... )

I've been looking into the theater options here and it's come to my attention that there was a showing some time ago that was based on my family. Does anyone have a recording? The actress who played Wednesday appears to no longer be here.

Also, the network is showcasing why I prefer to find my answers in the library.

[ENID]

Are you feeling more yourself today?

( Read more... )

You know, Vallo, you're doing a great job of pushing me into having a damn villain era.

You know what's great?

Just getting to lay in bed, sleeping in all day, not needing to get up. Just lounging around, without an ounce of responsibility on this fine, totally unremarkable Tuesday.

So, those of you with more experience with this, what's the usual reaction when Vallo takes away your spiky-haired best friend who is also your only employee? Is it stress eating? Because I'm stress eating.

This stupid place can eat an entire bag of dicks.

Well, I'm officially enrolled in three classes to audit this fall. I've also been added to a group chat called 8 AM Calsses Should B Illegal - spelled just like that. Not really sure what that says about my soon to be classmates.

( SFW Image Under Cut )

I bought one of these and am currently drinking it. It’s not the worst alcohol I’ve ever had. Would I recommend it? Not especially. Will I still finish the bottle? Probably.

A woman is walking alone at night when suddenly a rogue appears. He kills her and steals three things: her mobile phone, her watch, and her purse.

What did the rogue take first?

Okay, so I need everybody to come to the Art Fair at Art of Expression on the 15th because...

...holy crap...

I got brave and got myself a booth!!! I'm going to be selling originals and prints of my work for the first time in my life!

So even if you don't buy anything, come by and see me and say hi and tell me it doesn't look like crap!


[OOC note: any artists who want to sell work at the Art Fair, feel free to say you have a booth]

( Fun new things found in middle of our walk to Darla today. )

So, uh, keep an eye out for tree attacks potentially? This one did nothing to us though, so it just might just be a really creative artist out there making tree art. Adora, Catra, left food in your oven. You guys were passed out in Finn's room and we weren't going to wake you because I'm not that much of an asshole. Today.

Eggs marinated in mountain dew for 6 hours before boiled, yolks made with nacho cheese Doritos and cayenne pepper.


I've got 24 of them. Who isn't chicken shit enough to try one?

LILA
YO. I've been thinking that we should set up a standing jam session. I mean, as standing as it can be with Vallo doing what Vallo does. We have some leads on other people interested in the band, so we could get them in, too, see how they vibe. As much as I enjoy peddling smutty books, I need more music in my life here.

KATOU, ROZ, AURORA + LILA (added Saturday morning)
Lila and I have been talking about getting a band going and I remember talking to you all when I was here before I blipped for awhile. Do you all still want to jam? We've got Lila on drums, and I'm on bass + vocals, so we need one or two guitarists, someone on keys, and more vocals.

So is this where I just like, take a vow of chastity? Gonna make my tagline "don't date me, you'll just get banished back to your world". Which double sucks since Rogier is dea


If brainy types ever figure out a way to make it so we can choose to stay or go, throw something at me, I guess. Until then it's not fucking worth it.

So if I wanted to get better at defending myself against say, the evil mushrooms and psychotic hands and crap with things other than a baseball bat, who could help me out with that?

[Texts to Lydia Martin]

» This
» Whatever it is
» I mean, this isn't just because you got new memories and have some sense of obligation or something right
» But
» Never mind