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Has anyone else come across a really aggressive unicorn today? I guess maybe I got too used to Swift Wind because I tried to go up and pet it, and it literally tried to stab me with its horn.

[ Filtered to Wei Ying ]

It feels like we're getting away with something.

I am very happy.

[ /Filter ]

Thank you to those who have sent their regards in honor of my upcoming wedding with Wei Wuxian. Your kindness brings joy to our home. I realize that I have not been easy to work with regarding the planning of the event; it took me a while to determine the meaning of 'Bridezilla' I humbly apologize for being opinionated with how I wish the day to go. We would not have had such an opportunity back home. I did not want to hide it beneath a curtain. We are fortunate to be here, among such friends.

But WHY does the bone holiday have to be over??

Wow. This place is something.

And now I keep singing "what's this?" at everything I see.

Oh and I tried to tell them I was Diego, but they said he's here, so then I said Ben, and then they told me they knew I was Klaus and that I had been here before but I certainly don't remember it.

TEXT MESSAGES TO DIEGO
» Do you want to go get tacos with me when you have some time?

TEXT MESSAGES TO DIEGO HARGREEVES
» Hey
» How are you doing?
» With all of this.

( This is to save you in case you're at work against smol!Diego's language )

I've never seen so many kids in my life. We didn't have them on the Ninth, save Harrow and I - genocide necromancy spell, long story, very downer - but it's nice seeing them running about here and now!

If anyone wants an Auntie Gideon to watch their niblets, I have zero experience with kids, I live off junk food and I'll probably try to benchpress them, but I don't mind giving new and doting parents a break anyhow.

[ Vanya ]

How are we doing with all this? I ask because I'm all over the map of the known world with it.

[FILTERED TO FRIENDS & FAMILY OF WEI WUXIAN AND LAN WANGJI (INCLUDING WWX & LWJ)]

At home, weddings involve many hallowed traditions and expectations. But my brother has always stuck his nose up at both of those things. He's getting married if you hadn't heard. George and I are hosting an engagement party at the Burrow on the 9th, at 3pm, and you are all invited. There will be food and outdoor activities and probably plenty of Wei Wuxian yammering excitedly if you like that sort of thing.

Don't be late. Lan Wangji has a strict bedtime.

Happy Birthday, Hargreeves'.

I saw some familiar faces in the audience last night at the symphony despite everything going on. Thanks to those who could make it.
I needed the distra
Did anyone notice that I managed not to

I think I just got insulted by a fairy over coffee? Is that normal for this place or should I just blame the concussion?

[ Filtered to Vanya ]

Good news, I'm in a sling and it's leg day so with practice and precision I can kick my attackers to death until I get full range of motion back in my arm. Or squeeze them with my thighs but I don't know that the sexual violence is my thing???

Which is to say that I feel much better, and thank you for taking such good care of me.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Serefin's Friends; Not Serefin ]

You can figure this how you want, but he did it on purpose. He was a right asshat talking to me beforehand and when he couldn't hurt my feelings properly he used magic to hurt me physically.

I've seen that shit before and Anyhow. I don't know what it looked like from a distance but from up close, it was intentional as balls.

[ /Filter ]

[ Filtered to Serefin ]

What the fuck is wrong with y

( text messages to Diego Hargreeves )

The Outlander school has been bringing in local substitute teachers to fill the positions of Phys Ed teacher and Preschool/Kindergarten teacher. If any Outlanders are looking for a job in education, you can apply at the DOA.

Additionally, the Vallo Symphony Orchestra will be putting on another free concert at the outdoor pavilion on September 21 to celebrate the Equinox. Tickets available now. Other shows to look forward to this fall include Music from Pirates of the Caribbean, and Hollywood Hits.

I don't know why I didn't think to say anything about the teaching position before the first day of classes. Diego we should have just hired you.

Happy Back to School day for all you students and fellow teachers. May your coffee be on point and power you through the day.

Things of importance happening with local covens:

1. The Vorerra Charity Gala is this weekend.
2. Preparations for the Autumn Equinox in September are starting with some covens, so if you want to get involved from the start, now might be a good time to start talking to any of your connections. Don't know where to start? Talk to myself or Max Trevelyan, we might be able to help.

Check the comments for some specific activities taking place.

( SIRIUS, RONAN, REGINA, CAROLINE, RASALAS. )

Let it be known:

My brother, Lan Wangji, has informed me that it is thought proper here to introduce one's self in a letter upon arrival in this land. Please forgive my clumsy manners; where I came from, one is generally introduced by others, so I have little practice in this.

I am Lan Xichen, also called Zewu Jun, Clan Leader of Gusu Lan. I bow before you in thanks for your courtesy in welcoming me. I will begin at once to compose a poem that will adequately express my gratitude, and my regret that I have no proper gifts to offer for your hospitality.

Hey you hero types, who's got artillery? Who's willing to SHOOT me with it? I've been creating armor for these dumb fights we keep getting into and I'm testing it against everything. Got all the elements figured out, still need to test out:

- Guns
- Grenades
- Bombs
- Arrows
- Shrapnel things?
- lasers?
- I don't know, people are weapon happy, what else you got that you can test?