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[pretend this is being posted around 8PMish, making this a reality~]

FRIENDS

Uhh Hey! So. Um There are a bunch of kids from school that seem to be stuck out in the forest and are surrounded by whatever those terrifying things are. They posted about it on TikTok and seem really freaked out, so I scryed on them and know where they are and am going to go and try to help, but I think that it probably wouldn't be the smartest to go alone? I know that a lot of my friends here have abilities to help with something like this so--want to come with?

It's really not terribly far from the village that Crossed Quills is in, if you want to meet there... very soon? ASAP? Etc?

SENDING TO CALEB

It's Adaine. I'm sending just in case to make sure you see what I wrote on the network because I thought you'd want to know

SENDING TO CALEB #2

Twenty-five words goes really fast. I thought you'd want to know if I was doing something dangerous. [...] This is still Adaine.

I managed to get one of the sheep led back where it belongs. There were two more I spotted about three miles east of Skyhold's outer wall, but I wasn't able to catch them. For sheep, they're wily, and not nearly so interested in apple slices as I generally expect a sheep to be. If you're in the area, see if you can do better than I did.

I also learned that those undead creatures are shockingly strong. Leather armor is good for keeping a bite from breaking the skin, but one of the bloody things still brought its jaw down hard enough to break my arm. Nothing a healer couldn't fix, but I cannot recommend it it as an activity for fun.

I think I used gifs right. It's supposed to help catch attention?

Cullen and I talked to some farmers and monsters scared their sheep away. There are twelve of them loose in the forest. If you're killing monsters out there, please keep an eye out for them. They would like their sheep back alive. [Coordinates of the farm] I will help them look too. The people are nice but are very old and can't do it themselves.

Sup, Vallo.

Since BILLY thinks my name for my freelance delivery service is shit, I'm taking suggestions. I'm faster than DoorDash, GrubHub, and Postmates combined. You need same-day delivery? How about same SECOND delivery?

Nothing stupid or I'm vetoing it immediately.

There seems to be a lot of people who have adopted animals or had animals arrive or whatever the case may be and I find myself very much wanting to see them all. So, if you're willing to share, please share here so I can appreciate the good girls and boys of Vallo.

I'll start: ( Frog pic! )

FRIENDS

So um I need an opinion--a few opinions, maybe.

Because the Head Girl spot is open again at school for the remainder of the year, they're doing a last minute by-election to fill the spot. I was considering putting myself in the running. Yes? No? What are you thinking, Adaine? Please discuss.

FJORD

Hello, Mr. um Fjord! I don't know if this is something you would be comfortable with, but I understand you are familiar with swords, using them properly, all of that. Are you potentially available for lessons? I had been working with Eadwulf, but given Vallo has done what Vallo does, I was hoping someone else might be willing to step in.

You can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life, what do you pick? Jalapeno poppers? Swiss rolls? Money? DRUGS?

Yes I'm judging you for your answers.

Hi out there in magic land. My name is Peter, and half of me is excited that other dimensions exists, and the other half is terrified I'm going to get turned into a frog. Is that a harmful stereotype? If it is, I'm sorry and I will stop using it.

Um, does anyone have some pants I could ... have?

I've been here for over a year now but today I've learned two things:

1) You can get sushi at a grocery store

and

2) You definitely shouldn't eat it

[filtered to friends minus adora]

Adora's birthday is on the 19th but I'm putting together a ~celebration~ on the 22nd with laser tag, bumper cars and arcade games. No, she doesn't know about it and no one tell her. I've been letting her pout about a lack of birthday party because I'm a troll. If she tries to make plans with anyone that day, tell her you're busy.

Corny party hats and streamers will be provided since she likes that cheesy stuff. And there will also be a pinata because who doesn't like to hit things??? I'm going to have to hunt down a fortified one that holds up well since everyone is either freakishly strong or beefy.

Starting in January, I'm going to start teaching a class. It'll be combining two of my strengths, so I hope to see a few sign-ups. Am I trying to find new things to do since "adventurer" doesn't really exist here or pay at all? Yes. Does this sound like something crazy? Absolutely. Will it be fun? Hell yes.

Here's the flyer I'm posting.
( Cut for Size )

Let me know if you have any questions? (to answer the obvious, yes I found this on the internet and decided to make it real)

I can't claim this is the first time I've been unexpectedly sent to a different dimension, but this is the first time I haven't really seen a clear way home, so I should make the best of it while I'm here. Honestly, as far as unfamiliar dimensions go, this one isn't bad. At least it doesn't seem to be one dimensional.

I'm Prince Adam from the planet Eternia.

If anyone's got any good advice for newcomers, I'd love to hear it. And I'd like to hear about you guys too! Where are you from? What sort of things do you like?

VALLO. If I just lost five hours of editing work because you thought I needed to take a fun little jaunt back in time, I PROBABLY WON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT other than redo all of that work. But please know I will be writing a strongly worded letter to your manager.

Quick question: if I'm old, but existing in a time when I was still a teenager, whose metabolism do I have? Because if I have time to throw back about 75 jalapeno poppers right the fuck now, let me at it.

Grab a coffee or something stronger. I got a text from Care Caroline about what we can only call Vallo being Vallo. She's got her hands f Some of you are likely already aware, so to head off questions and chaos, the DOA can confirm there seems to be some kind of timeslip event happening. Don't freak out if you suddenly have a kid or someone you know isn't the right age. The latter might be easier to adjust to since it's happened at least once before in the time I've been here - but the kid thing may be a bit shocking.

If you need a hand, the DOA has services to help out. That said, though, in an effort to coordinate and assist, we're asking you to chime in here with any reports you want to share so that we can manage resources and get a handle on expectations.



[ooc | this here's the catch-all post, I offered to get one up early for Meghan]

I've found the ninth circle of hell and it's group projects.

While I wait to see if I've been stood up entirely - cereal is a soup? Yes or No? Any why or why not?

ETA:
2 for is a soup
4 for is not a soup
1 for other (is a stew)
1 for nachos are cereal

Please tell me that I did not miss an entire month of school.

I got the Lydia roll in Beetlejuice musical!

I'm so excited to work with everyone and to get to know all my friends from my past self made when she, well I, was here!


[Reggie]

WHAT IS OUR LIFE RIGHT NOW?!?!?!

It's a family tradition at this house to carve pumpkins leading up to Halloween and then put it forward to everyone online to vote for the best one. Pumpkin desserts then follow.

It's not required, but it would definitely be pretty cool if anyone else wanted to get in on the carving and then post their photos. Maybe by the 30th?

Only if you want to be awesome.

Happy The Most Superior Month Of The Year, everyone.

FRIENDS OF CAROLINE FORBES & TINA COHEN-CHANG

October 10th is mine and Caroline's birthday. If you're free, please join us for a joint birthday celebration at the Barnes-Ulric almost farm starting around 4pm for a mulled wine and dinner party. It will be outside. Magic will be keeping the temperature and weather comfortable. There will also be goats.

Hey y'all! Exciting news! I know, you're thinking I already shared the fall pie menu—I did!— and it's still available through November! But even better is that hockey season starts in just three weeks! Our home game opener is Sunday, October 24th at Faber, and I'd love to see y'all there cheering us on against the Elvish Eagles, our mortal enemies.

Our team has been working so hard, and it would mean the world for y'all to come out and support them. Of course, if you want to join in on the ice, experience is not necessary! There is still time! You can sign up here! And I'll ask Jack to make your conditioning practice easy so we don't scare y'all off! ♥



[ooc: this is also the reminder that if any of your future kids want to play/be on the team for this game, please sign them up on this too!]

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