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I guess I should do this.

Hi, I'm Bloom. Arrived here a couple weeks ago with my friend Stella. I know she asked about other fairies around and we both appreciate those of you who have been so welcoming and introduced us to the Fae realm here.

Also thanks to Sabrina for hosting the party and it was nice getting to chat with some of you.

Is there anyone here who has the ability to control fire? That's my element and I'm still very much learning how to use it. If anyone has any advice, I'd really appreciate it.

ELOISE

It's me, Daphne. I'm [...] back? Which is very strange for me to say considering I don't remember ever having left and the only indication of such would be the missing time and the reaction of our brother upon finding me at the DOA. But I'm here and Anthony promises this won't take long (not that I really have anything to compare it to considering the nature of our previous arrivals) so I promise I will come find you as soon as we're done here. I'm sorry I left, Eloise, even if I had no say in the matter.

[later] PUBLIC

It seems as though Vallo wasn't quite done with me after all. On the plus side, I didn't land in another snowglobe--that I know of--this time! Which is to say hello, I'm Daphne. Back again.

I feel like a broken record, but I'm ready for the winter part of this year to be over and for it to warm up some.

[Alexis]

The 27th is the full moon. Wanna come over and watch bad romcoms and eat snacks? I'll get some juices, too.

[Teen Filter]*

So. There's a lot of new people that have arrived in the last month or so and I thought it'd be good if we all got to know one another a little better?

Anyway! I'll provide games, snacks, alcohol.

I'm thinking next Saturday, the 27th, starting at 8pm over at Dorian's Gray Room [LOCATION in the city]. You don't need to bring anything unless you want to.

[*if you think they are a teen then they count as a teen. eternal/ghosts/whatever]

Well, I've been here less than a week and chaos reigns supreme, so well done Loki??.

Rather than say this on 300 separate forum entries, I'll just say it here as a catch-all - if you need quick transportation away from the Foul Fowl Danger Zone at any point during this nonsense, send me coordinates and I'll open a portal to take you wherever you need. Likely the hospital or the clinic, judging by what you all have been getting up to and how much you're bleeding.

It's a circle that has gold sparks outlining it, just step through. Thanks so much. Go team.

Basically Terrible!Vallo was terrible and I think we're all kind of still reeling from that so. I'm not like, super magic despite my uncanny ability to beat anyone at pool and run in heels, a trick a learned after my twenty-first birthday when I was escaping the Yaguza. But even so, I'm here to help.

Rose Apothecary has "Take a F*cking Day Off' baskets available for the loved one in your life who was maybe sick or injured during that hot mess but also won't take a f*cking day off. Not like we don't know it says fucking, but the star just looks nice. Anyway - in that basket you'll find soothing herbal tea, a coloring book and pencils, a restorative milk bath made of jojoba, argan, some mint and blood orange, and then a beautiful scented candle (handmade). Come pick one up today!

Also, if anyone's wondering, I hired some locals to work at the store after Vallo poofed like 98% of the staff, including my brother. So helping out is just side money for me. Better than when I was paid to talk up Heart Blaster energy drink at a Third Eye Blind concert, but I still prefer what my degree's actually in. Still, if any Outlander person is looking to work at Rose Apothecary, we can make that happen.

Hi, I'm Archie. And I guess I'm new, sort of? New to this Vallo at least.

I just, I really wanted to say thank you to everyone who helped get us out of there. You guys didn't have to but you did and I'm sure I'm not the only one who really appreciates that.

Also I'm pretty sure it's a long shot since I haven't seen them yet, but has anyone seen some of my friends around here? Jughead, Veronica, Betty?

Hey, Vallo Prime and Vallo Dark - everybody should be able to see this on network-connected devices.

Thanks, whoever you folks who helped stabilize the connection on the Vallo Prime end are. I'm Dr. Morgan Yu, and I'm about to go full typhon because that shit was exhausting. Vallo Dark-area psychics, don't freak if you sense a weird white noise; my thoughts are always like that, but they tend to get a little louder when I'm not holding a human form.

While I'm napping, see what you can do about getting us all out of this foggy hellhole.

My name is Thurvishar D'Lorus, and I specialize in the magics and theories supporting travel between different dimensions and universes. I realize that everything is very chaotic at present, but if you are in a safe place and are able to reply safely, I would appreciate some insight into the following questions so that we can start troubleshooting our unexpected presence here. More importantly, I wish to establish some idea as to how time moves in this particular universe so that we can be assured that our friends and family in Home Vallo are not moving at a different pace than ourselves. I thank you for your time and your assistance.

No. 1: Yesterday, several of our psychics in Home Vallo experienced visions ranging from vague to somewhat specific. Do you have Seers here, and if so, did they experience visions?
No. 2: What sort of visions?
No. 3: Most importantly, what time did they experience visions?

I believe that we can reasonably assume that if Seers in both Vallos had visions at the same time, we can work backwards and determine the pace of days here. I doubt any of us want to waste time if Home Vallo is moving forward at a rate of, say six days to our one.

EDITED TO ADD: Did anyone from Home Vallo share a vision with a Roz Walker? She had communications with someone who matches the following description: "Late teens, early twenties. Close to 6 feet. Brown hair, pretty blue eyes, tanned. Wearing jeans and a basic t-shirt."

Additionally:

No. 4: Is teleportation possible here?
No. 5: What method?
No. 6: Has any power suppression here been noted?

Once again, I thank you for your patience and your time. If anyone wishes to join me in this specific endeavor, I'd welcome the help.

Finally, if something uh calamitous occurs, I can join in healing others. I'm a wizard and am quite capable of doing so if there is a need.

What alternate Vallo hell is th
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If there are any other Outlanders here, check in so I can get a head count.

Let me know if you're okay, or if you're trapped, or need help. I'll try to get to you.

Hopefully everyone thinks to check he

Everyone else, hi. I'm Captain Sara Lance of the Vallo Defense Department, Department of Outlander Affairs. This is not the same Vallo I went to sleep in last night. How long have you been stuck in this hell?

EDIT:
- We need help getting Sam out of his bunker, there is an override panel.
- Brigitte could use tech assistance with shields
- As soon as possible, I'd like to start coordinating search parties for supplies, and people who might not have made it onto the network.

Alexis

Just checking in and to say I love you. If you need anything, let me know.

No no no no no I shouldn't be here. I want to go home. I have a test tomorrow and we have a show this weekend and I need to be there. Can someone help me get home? Please?

I had the worst nightmare.

Holy Peach Bourbon Fettucine, you guys!!! This morning, someone left me a present by the pond and it was the CUTEST thing and I can't even handle it! :))))))))) Ahiru loves it too lolololol

( Look here for a picture! )

You GUYS! Holy Sakura Mochi Kit Kats! I slept so good last night! It's been a GREAT day so far and I hope you all have a wonderful morning. Zuko out!

Hello yes. I am ryn. this looks like fone Ben gave ryn. Maddie taught Ryn how to type on fone. I am good typer. this place is very different. Not all Humans here. Maybe there are others from the water like me?

Now that the surprise is finished, I can share the news with everyone. Our palace is here! We have a beach and it is warm and we have many rooms. I surprised Patroclus on the holidays with it and he was very glad.

If you would like to come to stay to get away, I can make you a room. I have one for Richie already. Come and see the palace and the beach.

I don't want to complain about a present because I'm sure whoever gave them was trying really hard to be thoughtful. But shower slides? I grow a tail every time I'm in water without this necklace Zu someone made me. I guess I can still wear them around the apartment.

fjkfs;fdkdfskl??

i know this situation is an improvement from being manhandled by clones in space but also

what the fuck

Wow, this is definitely going to take some time to process. Thank you to those at the DOA who helped me initially, but this is a lot.

Just to recap:

Woke up from a nap in the middle of the forest. Yes, there were bugs.

Some stranger took me to an office and gave me a phone and a wad of cash and told me way too much information.

Then I come out and see some fun house mirror version of my store.

That's where I am today.

I can't take this, I need to go lay down. Maybe I'll wake up in Xanadu and dance the night away with Olivia Newton John, next time.