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Here is a list of my favorite gaming shop customers:

• The Board Game Couple: they constantly (good-naturedly) shit-talk each other about who's going to win whatever game they're buying and it's hilarious.
  
• The Dice Princess: I don't know how many dice this lady has, but I'm pretty sure she could bury me in them. I don't know what she does with them all. She loves sparkles, and even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass to sit there while she gives each d20 a "test roll to make sure they're not cursed" she's nice enough that I don't mind.
  
• Chill MTG Guy: He's an incredibly good player, probably the best in the shop, somehow without taking it seriously at all? Like, any time somebody starts to get more wound up than they ought to about a match, he just talks them right down, so I never have to step in and referee somebody's big dumb card game feelings.
  
• Thursday Night DM: Thursday Night DM always brings cookies or brownies or something for her group, and she always shares them with whoever's working that night. I love working Thursdays.
  
• Space Shanty Guy: Sunday nights we have a group that plays a game set on a spaceship, and their bard equivalent actually writes his own space shanties. I just love the creativity and commitment. He reminds me of Will

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So, I was showing the guys at the shop the D&D For Babies rules we put together, and they thought it was really cool! They asked if we'd want to maybe run a game for kids here at the shop, and...

...sit down for this one

...

THEY WOULD PAY US TO DO IT.

They'd be looking for a weekly Saturday or Sunday afternoon thing. What do you think?
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Who pushed me into the blood pool last night? I am not mad, I swear.

Follow up: Who told the children about the blood pool?

[Texts to Steve]

» Guess who made a killing last night?
» Do you want to go out for dinner?

Well... that was fun? Nothing like waking up in pajamas' many sizes too small for you.
I think I have a hangover, but like a time hangover. Is that a thing? It feels like a thing. It's definitely a thing.