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9:34 AM
Filtered to Friends, please assume! Filtered specifically AWAY from Nadja and Laszlo
Now that things have quieted down a little, I have a question.
How do you turn down an invitation to a vampire orgy without being rude? Do you think I can say "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend"?
Also, what do I do with a sign that implies I love wine and don't like my husband?
I always thought it would be cool to be friends with vampires, and they do seem nice in their way, but now my main goal is to not get eaten.Is it true that they really like virgins?
Now that things have quieted down a little, I have a question.
How do you turn down an invitation to a vampire orgy without being rude? Do you think I can say "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend"?
Also, what do I do with a sign that implies I love wine and don't like my husband?
I always thought it would be cool to be friends with vampires, and they do seem nice in their way, but now my main goal is to not get eaten.