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To the person whose shoes I apparently turned to dust today, I am very sorry. Again. Just--really sorry.

I don't even know if they were an Outlander and will see this, my roughly 23rd apology, but I feel like I really ought to put that into the universe, just to be safe.

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Okay. Okay Okay. Okay.

Okay.

No, it's okay.

I need to breathe. Okay. I fell asleep in the living room today, you know nothing completely out of the norm. But I had the greatest dream. Robin wins the lottery. Oh, it was the best, you guys.

But then I woke up and Robin hadn't won the lottery. HOWEVER, remembering how Vallo works, I immediately braved the snow and went and bought a lottery scratcher because I figure, why not? It's only $5.

But but but okay. I need a another set of eyes. I WON, RIGHT?! Tell me I won. Please. I'm hyperventilating.

Why does this world have such weird rules? Has anyone else every been in this situation? Have you ever tried to talk normally but can't stop asking questions? Can someone also help me fix something I left broken from a few days ago when I had suddenly gained super strength out of nowhere? Will this week ever end?