vallo

Chaos Crew

I need advice
Ugh I just vommed in my mouth typing that
Not advice
Just like, hel--
Nope can't even type it
No wait I can I can do anything fuck that
Help
See I did it great never need to do it again

Let's say that some other version of me, one that like, never came here or some shit but lived through all the things that I remember but didn't live through actually did come here.

Is that still me or am I the better version of me?

And what do you do to the second version of me, there is only one answer.

Has anyone any inkling of what's been happening? Who could have imagined that asking questions could become so tiring?

Okay, quick question: what do you do if your housemate turns into a houseplant?

I've been trying to keep her away from these monsters, except I can't stop singing and I'm pretty sure it's just attracting more of them to me? It's not great singing so you'd think it would do the opposite but nope, they just love these spidey-tunes. Maybe I should set up a Spotify account.

[TEXT MESSAGES TO EMMELINE VANCE]

» You alright, love?
» How’s everything been at home?

( texts to adora )

I had to kill this.

[photo of an Aeorian absorber with three bullet wounds, one through each of its eyes.]

Does anyone know if it's edible or what parts of it have other uses?

My hair fell out when I killed it.  I'm going to stay inside until I figure out how to cover my scars. for a while, after I take care of the remains.

One of these days I'll learn my lesson about laughing at the expense of others.

Can someone who still looks the age their ID says come help me at the [grocery store name/address]? If this is how things are going this week, I am not leaving without the beer.

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